New Mermaids Unisex Long Sleeve Notebooks

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

Show that you're a punk rock princess mermaid with this old school tattoo inspired mermaid shirt. This design features illustrations of tattooed knuckles that say "Mermaid", a clam with a pearl in it, moons, and seaweed.

You wanted a sandwich? I thought you said SAND witch! Well, maybe they have a spell that makes snacks...

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

Featuring one of the cutest yet forbidden combinations ever. Presenting fish leggies! Let loose your imaginations and wear this adorable mash-up!

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

This is the face you'd make when you sense someone staring at you for so long like they're asking for trouble. If you make this face for anything else similar then this Yelena parody expression is meant for you!

From basic bitch to basic punk bitch, Starpunks Coffee is where you can get your daily edgy fix at. Don't miss out on this edgy design dedicated to caffeine addicts!

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

It's okay to have no boo or no bae. But as long as you're still happy or gay, that's all that matters!

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Gaze upon my body and tremble, mortal. Be surrounded by gorgeous fish and strike fear in the hearts of millions of men with this utterly powerful reverse mermaid design inspired by old school tattoo art.

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Spread some Christmas cheer this holiday season with this holiday design featuring the text "Falalala Llama" and a festive sing-a-long christmas llama. Perfect for holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday family gatherings!

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Here for only a good time and not a long time? What are you waiting for? Let people know how fun and friendly you are with this lovely approachable design!

Long division, multiplication, addition, subtraction, I don't care! Just show your work! Great for those teachers out there that have a sassy sense of humor!

As they say, "Here for a good time, not a long time.

As the saying goes, "one person's trash is another's treasure." If you're searching for your long lost treasure, wear this and they'll come to you.

The merm, the myth, the legend - the Merthman, mermaid Mothman! Show off your love of myths, mermaids, and Mothman with this funny, urban legend, cryptid mashup design, with a Mothman with a mermaid tail.

Tailtally Radmercal dude! Catch some waves and rays and look super rad with this retro, surfing mermaid coffee notebook design!

Tailtally Radmercal dude! Catch some waves and rays and look super rad with this retro, surfing mermaid coffee notebook design!