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I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

All my plants are dead. Haunted by some plants you forgot to water? Show off your poor plant parenting skills with this silly, ghostly, all my plants are dead parody shirt.

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

We all have a superpower - and that extraordinary power is the gift of Voting! We can change the world with our votes, so get out there and maybe you can even save lives!

Abort the court! The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. abortion repro rights roe v wade roe v wade overturned roe v.

Oh, what's that? You don't think the bouquet should be tossed into a massive ball pit? I'm sorry, who's wedding is this again? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT it's mine. If you've got your matrimonial plans on lockdown and want to let everyone know who's boss, grab this sassy shirt today! Who says your cake toppers can't be two tiny plastic capybaras? Suckers, that's who.

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Against abortion? Have a Vasectomy. That's right, in the kindest, most sarcastic, way possible, if you try and tell me what to do with my body, then you best be sure I'm gonna tell you something! This ironic and sassy design shows the text "have a vasectomy" in rainbows and fluffy clouds! funny feminism ironic feminist sassy sassy women's choice pro choice civil rights womens rights my body my choice pro choice feminism pro choice feminism feminist against abortion have a vasectomy against abortion?

I like my gardens IN game and OUT of game! Welcome to my adorable vegetable garden, enjoy your stay!

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

Seriously, I'm at my froggin' limit! Don't add any more pressure to this lilly pad, I'm already about to go under. Poke fun at your immense stress levels with this funny, froggy, pun design.

My pronouns are good night because I identify as tired. Show off your queer comedic style with this, "I Identify As Tired" retro rainbow design!

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

My favorite Digimon is Totoro from Final Fantasy, because I'm a big nerd! Show off your sense of humor and love for all things gaming and nerdy with this parody, funny, nerd, meme design.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Mess with the puff or you'll get the tuff! Get ready for buff kirby, he's going to turn that squishy soft body into rock hard muscle.

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

Seriously, I'm at my limit. :) Express your overwhelmed, life feelings with this funny, "I'm At My Limit" cute kitten drawing!

Yeah, I've got back problems, but my back pain is punk! Show that you're tough for dealing with your aches and pains with this, "Back Pain Is Punk" aging, relatable life design!

What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

Daddy, read my tarot! If you are a master of consulting the cards, you might be a Tarot Daddy.

I love you with skull my heart! Show off your love for your Valentine this year with this cute, creepy, skull Valentines day shirt!

Get cute with your partner this valentines day with this vintage inspired baby design that calls back to a different era!

Get cute with your partner this valentines day with this vintage inspired baby design that calls back to a different era!