Medusa With Dicks Accordion Accordion Coffee Mugs

Introducing our hilariously cheeky "Stop Staring At My Cock (chicken)" coffee mug, the perfect companion for those mornings when you need a good laugh to kickstart your day! Bold and unapologetic, this one-of-a-kind design is bound to turn heads and provoke smiles. The clever play on words, featuring an adorable chicken, will catch everyone's attention and make them do a double-take. Whether you're an animal lover, a poultry enthusiast, or simply a fan of some witty wordplay, this coffee mug is guaranteed to add a touch of humor and entertainment to your daily caffeine ritual. Crafted with quality in mind, this ceramic coffee mug is sturdy and microwave-safe, making it ideal for both hot and cold beverages. The generous handle provides a comfortable grip, while the spacious 11-ounce capacity ensures you have enough fuel to power through your busy day. Versatile and sure to be a conversation starter, our "Stop Staring At My Cock (chicken)" coffee mug is a must-have for those who love to inject a bit of laughter into their morning routine, or for anyone looking to surprise and delight their friends with a side of humor with their morning brew. Start your day with a smile and share a laugh with this hilarious coffee mug!

Do you like scary movies? Show off your love for your favorite slashers and Scary movies with this cute and spooky, Pixel slasher pattern accordion style face mask! You'll be sure to give your friends a real scream!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. These days, it feels impossible to feel safe as a woman, let alone like a celebrity male without them turning out to be a total scumbag. Misogyny is everywhere, is it really that hard to not be a dick? pun intended.

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Out with the old, in with the new! Celebrate (! *winky face*) this new year with higher expectations and abstain from the things that didn't bring you pleasure!