New Lord Of The Rings Book Casual Totes

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

Only A Fool Of A Took For You! This design is a perfect gift for a loved one that also loves Lord of The Rings, or perhaps Hobbits in general, a person you're so in love with, that sometimes, you may be a fool for them, a fool of a took no less.

Show off your love for the holidays, the worst Christmas song ever and your favorite super fast blue ring collecting hedgehog with this funny holiday parody sonic, 12 days of Christmas shirt!

The scholars of Middle-earth toil over some inscribings, all they could discern was the words "Lore & Mordor" they were forever perplexed asking "what does it all mean?!". Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody mash up.

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Have you ever read books? They're INCREDIBLY GAY. Celebrate your thirst for stories, knowledge and self discovery with this funny, nerdy gay pride design!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell shirt! Let the world know you worship the dark lord, Spicy Heck Boy!

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

Save the earth and hail Satan. Show your love for the environment and the Dark Lord with this Baphomet and Earth Day inspired design.

Happy Thanksgiving let's give thanks to the lord for turkey and all the other amazing Thanksgiving foods! Show off your love for memes, turkey and Thanksgiving with this funny pope meme, Thanksgiving day shirt!

Show off your love of books and publicly funded libraries with this political inspired, reading lover's, pro-choice, feminism, and public library shirt! Let the world know that libraries are more than just warehouses for books! Libraries are absolutely necessary and should be supported by all!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Even our favorite video game characters can't avoid teen angst. Running around at the speed of sound, got nowhere to go except into a state of deep sadness. He's just an edgy hedgy.

This witch is well read! Show that you're an educated, spell casting babe with this, "Well Read Witch" witchy, ribbon design! Perfect for loving spells, fantasy, and magic.

The most important rule in school, is that Teachers Rule! Get funky and fresh in this totally retro teacher appreciation design.

This noot noot's got some knife knife's. They're cute, They're chubby, but most of all they're ready to see the world burn.

You have the right to remain poetic. Everything you say or do will be inspired in writing!

Who puts the lit in literature? Why Shakespeare of course! Get lit in class or while you're reading or acting with this funny, shakespeare shirt, perfect for any literary nerd, english major or any old book nerd!

Enjoy a pop art parody of Nicholas Cage in his infamous role in Wicker Man. "Not the Bees!" Feel classy and relevant in this stylish Lichtenstein inspired comic book shirt.

Whether you're saying it to the lord of Hell or he himself wants who ever his senpai is to notice him, this funny anime themed satanic Baphomet shirt! The dark lord just wants his most evil superior to notice them. So get your senpai to notice you and let out your dark side with this awesome Baphomet goat head shirt!

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

What's better than big dick energy? You guessed it. Main character energy! This is your sign to manifest your story to how you want it to unfold. Why? Because you, darling, are the main character.

Nothing makes a better relationship than a soft gentle vampire hunter boy and his gruff tsundere vampire master roommate. Celebrate this very good ship with this old school tattoo design featuring a heart with batwings being stabbed with a wooden stake!

Man, go touch some grace! What, you just going to let all those runes sit in your pocket? You tryin to save for a great sword or something? Yeesh!

Oh tarnished, one who is to become the Elden Lord... I hope thou art a fan of horses. cuz you're bringing one with you.

Reading is groovy! Show that reading is super groovy with this retro rainbow inspired design.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!