Trending Leave Me Alonebaby Blankets

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

If the idea of hunting for a bunch of morel mushrooms out in the woods with the lads gets you excited, this cute mushroom design is for you! Perfect for those who love nerding out about mycology, foraging, and nature!

New Year New Enby! Whether you're revealing your non binary identity this new year or celebrating it again, this is the perfect fit to show off your pride!

New Year New Weed! My New Year's resolution is to find better weed, maybe try a new strand, IDK new year new me right?

Witchy Millenials unite! this nostalgic witch is great for people who are still running (or flying) in the 90's. What can I say, that 90's aesthetic put a spell on me!

It's heathen season! Celebrate the best time of year with this funny Christmas, witchy, heathen design featuring the text "Heathen Season" with holly berries and leaves and a pentagram wrapped in holiday lights!

Ight, I've gotta leave. Peace out with this funny, "Ight Imma Head Out" falling leaf design inspired by the spongebob meme. Perfect for loving fall, leaf puns, internet memes, and leaving awkward moments.

Fall means, leaves, lattes and football butts! Show off your love for the season of football and football booties with this cute, festive and bootyful, fall, football butts pattern design.

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

Seems sus to me. Show off your love for space games, parodies and space exploration with this "Sus" Nasa logo parody blanket / home decor.

I'll stay home for Christmas, you can count on me! It may be a quarantined Christmas but that doesn't mean you still can't be festive and celebrate! Celebrate the holidays indoors this season with this cute, Christmas, quarantine blanket / home decor.

Slather me in mustard and call me a pup! These sure are some hot doggies!

Show off your love for all of the rich, warm and wonderful colors the autumn leaves bring. Decorate with this festive, fall, autumn leaves pattern blanket!

Unless it's a nap, it's gonna be a no for me. Show off your laziness and love for napping with this funny and sassy, lazy home decor blanket.

Show off your love for plant life with this black and white, plant pattern. Featuring graphic outlines of various plants and plant-like designs. Perfect for loving plants, nature, leaves, floral, and decorative pattern designs.

If you need me, i'll be at home baking up some bread and existential dread! Show off your new bread baking skills and existential dread with this funny, baking, anxiety blanket, home decor.

I wish Claire would make a better more gourmet version of me! Show off your love for those gourmet makes videos and of course the iconic Claire Saffitz with this funny, self deprecating, gourmet makes parody blanket!

Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Grow your blanket collection with this cute houseplant pattern blanket design featuring illustrations of succulents, monstera leaves, snake plants, a fiddle leaf fig tree, and various leaves. Perfect for plant parents and plant lovers!

The only judge that reigns supreme in my court is the notorious RBG! Show your love for the ruthless and bad ass judge, Ruth Bader Ginsburg with this funny and political, feminist blanket!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're a sailor scout so transform maybe? Show your love of the 90s anime Sailor Moon with this funny Call Me Maybe parody design featuring an illustration of Luna!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're a sailor scout so transform maybe? Show your love of the 90s anime Sailor Moon with this funny Call Me Maybe parody design featuring an illustration of Luna!