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Knives Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets

Browse our collection of 64 Knives Unisex Long Sleeve Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Long Llama Scarf Blanket

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Rainbow Troll Pattern Blanket

Rainbow Troll Pattern Blanket

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Space Dinos Blanket

Space Dinos Blanket

Dinosaurs didn't die, they just became technologically advanced enough to go to space. The death by meteor was just a cover up story. Long live our space dino overloards!

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Long Cat Blanket

Long Cat Blanket

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

Live Long And Prospurr Blanket

It's a well-known fact that Vulcans love cats. They do tend to be pretty similar, after all. Show off your love for felines AND Star Trek with this design!

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

I Love Naps Netflix and Long Walks To The Fridge Blanket

Someone wanting to get to know you? Quick list three things you love. Naps are good, everyone can enjoy snuggling up with a book and napping. Netflix? Also good, its something you can marathon with your cats on a saturday night. And...Long walk to the fridge, what? Were people expecting you to say long walks on the beach. Clearly thats why you need this blanket design because they don't know you well enough at all.

Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket

Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket

Hannibal Lecter rules of life crest. If you're not the first to strike you will be brought down. Stags, hearts, mask and knives at the ready for season 2 of Hannibal. It's probably people.

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Punk Merida Parody Blanket

Show that you're never too old for princesses and that you're punk as hell! This cute and sassy parody design features an illustration of the Princess with rad facial piercings, ombre hair, and a sweet bear and thistle sleeve tattoo.

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Scarf Duck Blanket

Scarf Duck Blanket

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

All Floof No Brain Blanket

All Floof No Brain Blanket

There's just not a single thought behind all them floofs. But honestly who cares as long as you're adorable as heck!

American Mothic Blanket

American Mothic Blanket

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Emo Cloud Blanket

Emo Cloud Blanket

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Punk Rapunzel Blanket

Punk Rapunzel Blanket

This long-haired beauty isn't staying in her tower, she's a punk rock princess and a rebel at heart. Rapunzel's got a brand new look, from her dye job to her colorful tattoos and piercings. She's definitely not a sweet Disney princess anymore.

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