New Keanu Humor Greeting Cards

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Bubbly Af...jk! Mess With The Tapioca, Get Tapio-cut! Boba tea is a delicious treat, but careful, they've got balls. boba balls tapioca balls cute but.

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Show your love for all things soy with this ironic Soy Boy design, and especially the soy milk enjoyers, shout outs to you!

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

Aye lemme get that fit check. SHEEEESH! Show off your look with pride with this funny, radical, hyper chromatic 90s inspired "sheesh" design.

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Fairy Armadillos are so cute! Such as this lil gal, tho she isn't to be trifled with, she's got shivs for hands! So Try not to get on her bad side, eh? Lovers of Fairy Armadillos know just how adorable these lil scaly fluffers can be.

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

Remember the 4 Rs kids: Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna. Show your love for the environment and amazing music with this Broad City quote inspire design.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

We all know a prick or two out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter!

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk).

Kittens are unpredictable fluff balls of randomness, such as this move I call, the great "purramid". A real punny deisgn for cat lovers and animal lovers alike!

We all love a good bubble person, but adding a butt to it, well thats just the icing on the cake!

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!