Best Selling Ironic Greeting Cards

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Show your love for all things soy with this ironic Soy Boy design, and especially the soy milk enjoyers, shout outs to you!

haha yeah dude I LOVE NFTs. Wha? you aren't talking about "NICE F***IN' TOADS"? NFTs doesn't stand for that? Eh, I've lost interest then.

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I Love U Bitch.

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

People come and go, like tears in the rain, or a fart in the wind. But why even worry about that when when you don't even have to give a good goddamn? That's the way to be, y'all. Life for the now! When you can't even be bothered to even today, grab this ironic design like the heart-breakin', wind-breakin' badass you are.

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

If you're taking a stab at the life of day trading and have been failing massively but winning sometimes this ironic design is perfect for you!

There are many meanings behind this. Could I be sober? Am I trolling you? Is it real? Guess you'll have to see.

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

That moment when you can't take it anymore and you just kind of go ape shit. We all have those moments. We are the moment.

Irony is when someone writes "Your an idiot." Show you're distaste for people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" with this funny grammar themed design.

Thanks for Nothing, or maybe something cool you did. The ultimate passive aggressive card perfect for any occasion.

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your capybara love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" ironic capybara design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Oh my, what a sophisticated lady. In case people forget, this design will help them remember to shut up about being ladylike or not.

Dump His Ass! Dump Him!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

I could space out in your eyes forever, Mars-kun~. Get some laughs with this silly, anime styled, sparkly-eyed extraterrestrial! anime funny manga starry eyes big anime eyes anime memes japanese animation alien e.t.

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Show your buddy that you really don't care with this funny and ironic, cat lover's, sassy humor greeting card! Finally you can really let your friends know how little you actually care about them!

Ain't no Christmas like a Crazy Cat Lady Christmas show you love for the holidays the best way you know how, surrounded by your cats and gifts. The perfect ironic holiday shirt for lovers of cats and who have embraced the single life.

Ain't no Christmas like a Crazy Cat Lady Christmas show you love for the holidays the best way you know how, surrounded by your cats and gifts. The perfect ironic holiday shirt for lovers of cats and who have embraced the single life.