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I'm a Big ASStrology Bitch! Booty so big, you can see it from space, duh. This Y2K butt constellation design will make you and your fellow horoscope whores giggle!

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Mercury is out of Retrograde and I'm Still Depressed, dafuq? I thought everything was totally gonna be okay now... wait till my therapist hears this.

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Zodiac daddies, horoscope whore, and celestial sluts - the planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your love for all things astrology with this zodiac constellations design!

I'm That Astrology Bad Bitch Your Mom Warned You About. Yup she was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

Find Solace In The Stars, they'll always show you the way home. Celestial magic witches and astronomers, this one's for you!

I'm on my astrology bitch shit. You should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

If you ALWAYS need some greenery in your space, and treat your plants like pets, then you're likely an earth sign, and a witch too. Your connection to nature is strong!

Crazy F***ing Gemini!

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day by also celebrating the love for all zodiacs! Come get your cute horoscope candy hearts design today!

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Emotionally Unavailable Earth Sign, typical, we're stubborn, and guarded, and a little too independent. Deal with it.

Trust Me, I'm A Taurus, your favorite mom friend, most grounded and trusted earth sign - spill the tea.

Everyone Overthinks, But Especially Capricorns.

There's no hiding that big scorpio energy this time of year. Claim this edgy water sign and show them the boss that you are!

It's scorpio season y'all! The loyal, smart, shrewd, and stoic sign of the water signs! They stand by their beliefs and don't care for anyone's approval besides their own. If you have any scorpio placements in your chart, then this art nouveau inspired design is for you!

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Plant Hoarding Earth Sign - if you ALWAYS need some greenery in your space, and treat your plants like pets, then you're likely an earth sign. Your connection to nature is strong!

Cancer, the sign that is ruled by The Moon, is basically the sign of the Witches. Cancer witches are dedicated, good, and their craft is always for the benefit of the people.

TOTAL CAPRICORN! The planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your strong earth sign vibes with this horoscope design!

TOTAL LIBRA! The planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your air sign chill vibes with this horoscope design!

Zodiac daddies, horoscope whores, and celestial sluts - the planets may be in retrograde, but you, darling, are never! Show off your love for all things astrology with this celestial, zodiac constellations design!

Tis the season of Virgo! Support your sign or your fellow virgo friends with this cute retro design!

OMG I am like, TOTALLY Taurus!! If your love of 80s and 90s is only matched by your love of astrology, this retro design inspired by the rad neon patterns of yesteryear is for you!

Screw your favorite 90's toy, what's your zodiac!? 90's kids remember obsessing over their own zodiac sign. This pattern marries two things we love, the 90's and our astrological symbols!

I'm That Bad Bitch Your Horoscope Warned You About! Yup, it was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby. If you're a hoe for your horoscope, then this is the design for you!

I'm That Bad Bitch Your Horoscope Warned You About! Yup, it was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby. If you're a hoe for your horoscope, then this is the design for you!