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New Honking Blankets

Browse our collection of 17 New Honking Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Scarf Duck Blanket

Scarf Duck Blanket

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Happy Honksgiving Goose Blanket

Happy Honksgiving Goose Blanket

Give HONKS this thanksgiving with this funny, "Honksgiving" goose parody design inspired by the goose game. Perfect for being a grateful honk, spending time with family, and eating lots of fall food!

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Honky Halloween Blanket

Honky Halloween Blanket

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

HONKTOBER: Rubber Hose Goose Blanket

HONKTOBER: Rubber Hose Goose Blanket

HONK! It's that time of year where everyone gets their inks out to make something unique! Some, however, choose to hone their inking skills with HONKTOBER! This inky goose is here to wiggle and bounce the night away. Goose what are you doing? GOOSE STOP THAT'S TOO MUCH WIGGLING.

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Blanket

Honk The Patriarchy Goose Blanket

Ruffle some feathers and "Honk The Patriarchy" with this feminist goose design, featuring a goose wrapped in a ribbon with some florals. Perfect for goose puns, honking, fighting for equality and feminism!

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Blanket

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

Cross Me Off Your To-Do List Goose Blanket

Cross Me Off Your To-Do List Goose Blanket

Honk your heart out at your crush with this cute, "Cross Me Off Your To-Do List" valentine goose game inspired design! Perfect for a valentine gift, anniversary, and cute dates!

The Embodiment Of Chaos Blanket

The Embodiment Of Chaos Blanket

Geese are a bit chaotic, what with their terrorizing of citiziens and whatnot. Keep your knives away from them, you never know what they might do!

Hexin' Honk Goose Blanket

Hexin' Honk Goose Blanket

Hex and honk the night away with this witchy goose parody design featuring a mean hexin' honk! Perfect for loving goose memes, witchy occult, performing hexes, and honking.

Happy Honkukkah Blanket

Happy Honkukkah Blanket

HONK Shalom! Celebrate Hanukkah in honk style with this, "Happy Honkukkah" goose pun design, featuring a goose holding a menorah in its beak.

Honk Honk Honk Santa Goose Blanket

Honk Honk Honk Santa Goose Blanket

Honk with Christmas cheer with this funny, "Honk Honk Honk" Christmas, goose parody design with an illustration of a goose dressed as Santa! Perfect for being a goofy goose, honking, and animal puns.

Okay Boomer Goose Parody Blanket

Okay Boomer Goose Parody Blanket

Honk and disrupt the boomers! Honk at the boomers and all of their old ways with this sassy, goose, honking "Okay Boomer" Parody blanket home decor!

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

The Devil (Goose Parody) Blanket

The Devil (Goose Parody) Blanket

Everyone knows that the devil has one true form and its feathered and honks! The Devil is a goose! Celebrate spoopy Honktober with this funny, spooky , devil goose blanket, home decor!

Magical Girl Goose Blanket

Magical Girl Goose Blanket

*honks in magical girl aesthetic* Show your love for pastels, goose memes and magical girl aesthetics with this pretty, pastel goose!

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