Funny Quotes On Greeting Cards

Mom Thanks For Teaching Me To Use The Big Girl Potty Greeting Card

This Mother's Day, tell your mom how much she's meant to you with our hilarious greeting card that reads "Mom Thanks For Teaching Me To Use The Big Girl Potty". If you're a mom who values laughter and a good sense of humor, you'll love this card! Designed for the weird daughter in your life, this card is a playful way to say 'Thank You' to your mom for teaching you one of the most valuable life skills around. From little things like potty training to bigger things like navigating life's challenges, moms are always there to help us out! Our card is the perfect way to let her know that you appreciate all of her hard work and dedication. Plus, it's perfect for drunk moms, cool moms, bad-ass moms, and every mom in between! So go ahead and show your mom how much you love her with this hilarious and heartfelt card!

WTF Live Laugh Love Script Parody Greeting Card

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Thanks for the Orgasms Greeting Card

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Subtle Sushi Booty Greeting Card

What's better than sushi and booty, sushi with booties! Show off your subtle butt love with this colorful, subtle sushi booty design.

Happy Boo Year Greeting Card

It's a new year and a new boo! Show off your excitement for the New Year with this cute and funny, New Years ghost pun, New Years greeting card!

Trash Mom Raccoon Greeting Card

Trash raising trash, but you're the best Trash Mom in the dumpster! Show off your mom pride with this, funny momma raccoon holding a baby raccoon design. Perfect for being trashy, mom gifts, and raccoon lovers. mom card raccoon raccoon mom mom gifts trashy trash trash animals mom humor mom pride gifts for mom mom momma mom raccoon animals funny animals.

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Love Yourself Gandhi Quote Greeting Card

"As much as anybody in the entire universe, you deserve your love and affection". Show yourself some self love with this inspiring Gandhi quote!

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Sharon Parody Quote Greeting Card

To quote the famous, swedish, climate change activist Sharon, "You are never too small to make a difference". Show off your funny side with this iconic tv moment with this quote parody greeting card!

You Are Never Too Small To Make A Difference Greta Thunberg Quote Greeting Card

To quote the inspirational climate change and environmental activist Greta Thunberg, " You Are never too small to make a difference." Join Greta in her ongoing fight against the effects of climate change on the environment by gifting this inspirational environmental activism quote greeting card.

Somehow Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This Quote Parody Greeting Card

The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.

Poetry Beauty Love These Are What We Stay Alive For Quote Greeting Card

"Poetry, Beauty, Love...These Are What We Stay Alive For". Show off your love for Dark Academia aesthetics with this Dead Poet Society quote design.

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Audre Lorde was many wonderful things, as a self proclaimed "black, lesbian, mother, warrior, poet, ". She was a leader in civil rights, feminist, classism and lesbianism activism. Show off your love for this iconic woman and celebrate Audre Lorde's Legacy by gifting this iconic quote, pride greeting card design.

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Kiss My Sasquatch Greeting Card

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Valentine's Peen Cookies Greeting Card

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Piginz With Attitude Greeting Card

Shout out P.W.A, this a crew you don't cluck with! A funny animal parody design of everyone's favourite old school hip-hop group!

Eternally Damned To Get Eternally Rammed Greeting Card

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Average Trash Enjoyer Greeting Card

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

I Love Cumming Georgia Greeting Card

If you LOVE Cumming (Georgia), this design is meant for you! Show off your state pride with this suggestive, misleading tee design that's sure to turn a few heads.

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