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Spot the LGBTQ+ pride colors across the galaxy! Each planet represents a different group, can you tell which pride colors show your group? Perfect for straight allies and LGBTQ+ members, show your pride and support!

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Smile even when your mouth is hidden behind a mask! This smiley face emoji grin is recognizable for everyone and can show your inner joy while staying safe! Or, perhaps, you can flip it upside down and share your inner sadness, if you so desire!

If you really love boba (and we mean r e a l l y love boba), then you may just adore this kawaii heart boba pattern like we do! Immerse yourself in cuteness and sweetness with this heart boba pattern!

If you love to show your holiday spirit with something minimal, then this pattern is for you~! Sport your holiday cheer with this decorative and fun holiday red and green confetti pattern!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

All of time and space is at your fingertips with the cryptic words of the Time Lords emblazoned across this design! Can you read the secrets of the universe in this pattern?

Show the world your identity really suits you (eh eh eh!) with this cool ace card pattern featuring the color palette from the asexual pride flag.

Now you can be closer to being cluckiest creatures around with this adorable chicken beak design! Great for people who adore their favorite feathered friends!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro iconic earrings? We can promise you that people will be sure to recognize this Demon Slayer symbol!

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

Fool of a took! Gandalf always be messing around with Pip and Merry! This is one of the great wizard's most memorable quotes, and now you can wear it!

Nomad Van Dad! #vanlife Adventure awaits, and the van dads out there have got you covered! Show of your van life swag with this nomad inspired design!

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

Destroy me with your destructive, super human strength daddy! Show off your love for comics, cartoons and daddies with this funny, parody, super hero daddy neck gaiter design.

You Don't Have To Put A Label On Your Sexuality! It's perfectly okay to not want to define yourself as a specific sexuality, or even gender, even though there may be a lot of pressure today to put a label on it, but we're here with smiley flowers to cheer you up!

Hot Girl Summer? Okay but what about Hot Goat Summer? Whatever floats your goat this summer, make sure it's hot! This summer vibes goat is here to spice up your summer - you goat girl!

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Life is hard, so let's just take a moment to relax, get toasted, and have a good cry. First you hold it in---and then you let it aaallll out. There ya go. Woah, my tears are so... big.

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this suggestive fruit. The plum is ready to... come, to the fruit basket?? Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this juicy and kinky plum. Sexual puns with sexual plums.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

Be gay, praise satan! Satan is gay and there is nothing you can do about it except praise him! Show off your pride with this funny, gay satan accordion style neck gaiter!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!