Trending Frog Pattern Blankets

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

A lot of animals tend to squish their cheeks when cleaning, and it's incredibly cute!! This kawaii pattern is here to infinitely recreate that heart bursting sensation of happiness from witnessing such an adorable behavior!

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!

Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Halloween, it has pumpkins and... frogs? What's not to love! These adorable little froggies among pumpkins are perfect for the spooky season!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

If you've had a hard day, be like this frog and sleep like a log! Self care is important, so don't overwork yourself!

Be spooky cute with this pastel goth, skull pattern design! Perfect for loving bright colors and bones!

Everyone will know you're a true horror movie fan with this iconic pattern from The Shining hotel. Just be careful, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick might haunt you while you cuddle this pillow.

Hip hop, ya don't stop! We on that grind all day, every day!

Show of four love for the Halloween season and for breakfast time with the spoopiest breakfast cereals of all time! Look cute and festive as your celebrate Halloween and Breakfast time in this cute, breakfast, halloween parody, spoopy cereal pattern accordion style face mask!

Did you get lost wandering the woods? Did you get caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way. Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of social distancing and screaming in quarantine because you've remembered baby goats exist.

If you're into cottage core games, or just like toads, we hope you enjoy this pixelated little fellow, and his little mushroom hat.

Double, double toil and trouble, look at these cute little potion baubles. Check out this super kawaii witch pattern, filled with pastel colored witchy items with adorable little personalities!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

I Won't Hesitate Bitch. I may be cute, but I'll fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME.

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

look at this purr pile! What a MEOWNTAIN! Even the trash cats are here!

No thoughts, just frog. Show off your love of living your simple, little frog life with this, "No Thoughts, Just Frog" funny, frog meme design! Perfect for just vibing.

Look at these lil ribbity hoppers, round and ready to plop into the pool! Show off your kawaii vibes and froggies with this pastel pattern!

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!