New Ew Gross Hooded Sweatshirts

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Introducing the You Slay My Heart t-shirt - the perfect way to show your love while keeping your distance. This iconic design features a haunting figure with a surprisingly sweet side. But be warned, if you think walking 50 miles just for someone is a romantic gesture, think again! Their heart might be slayed, but that doesn't mean they're ready to accept your love. So keep your affections to yourself or risk being labeled as gross. And if you think you can get any closer, think again. This design is for the sickest of hearts only, so if you're ready to slay or be slayed, grab your You Slay My Heart t-shirt today.

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

We all know a Cringe Lord or two, or maybe we're being highly meta and self referental then, we are all cringe lords -- wait... This design is a cheeky gift idea or if you're an unabashed cringe lord let the world know!

We all know a Cringe Lord or two, or maybe we're being highly meta and self referental then, we are all cringe lords -- wait... This design is a cheeky gift idea or if you're an unabashed cringe lord let the world know!

Introducing our latest creation - the We Are Rat King t-shirt. Don't be fooled, this t-shirt is not for the faint-hearted. Rat King is not your regular King, it's a monstrous, twisted mass of rats fused together in the nastiest way possible. We're not exactly sure who decided to name it a King, but by wearing this t-shirt, you become a part of the Rat King's inner circle. Is there a better way to show off your love for body horror and creepy crawlies? Nope, didn't think so. The We Are Rat King t-shirt is not just a shirt, it's a badge of honor for those who don't shy away from the macabre. So what are you waiting for? Join the Rat King's cult and wear this t-shirt with pride (and maybe a pair of gloves).

We are Rat King! A Rat King is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

We are Ratking! A ratking is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Introducing our latest design, the "You Stole My Heart" t-shirt! This shirt embodies the unmistakable feeling of love and horror all in one, perfect for those who love a touch of darkness with a hint of romance. The haunting figure on the shirt may have stolen your heart, but beware, they may have a darker side hiding beneath. The design's tagline, "That's kinda gross bro...keep away!" adds a touch of humor and sarcastic wit that is sure to grab attention. With this striking image on your chest, you're sure to turn heads and get a laugh out of those around you. Wear it out to concerts, Halloween parties, or just out and about to show off your spooky side. Whether you're a horror movie buff, a romantic at heart, or just looking for a unique shirt to add to your collection, the "You Stole My Heart" t-shirt is the perfect addition to any wardrobe. Get yours today and let the world know that you're not afraid to show off your terrifyingly adorable side!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? A heart... for me? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

I Don't Do Sports. I simply do not.your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

I Don't Do Sports. I simply do not.your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Ew Gross, Mortals. What fools these mere mortals be, as an immortal creature - I do not concern myself with their filth.

Ew Gross, Mortals. What fools these mere mortals be, as an immortal creature - I do not concern myself with their filth.

Ew Gross, Children. Kids are so gross, like, clean up after yourself, ya nasty.

Ew Gross, Children. Kids are so gross, like, clean up after yourself, ya nasty.

Blessed, cursed, or blursed, this unicorn stinks. Get some laughs with this crude magical (demonic?) creature that's elusive for a good reason.

Blessed, cursed, or blursed, this unicorn stinks. Get some laughs with this crude magical (demonic?) creature that's elusive for a good reason.

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

When the weather gets hot and gross and you just think about all the fleeting times in your past and you just wanna stay inside where its cooler and less intense, this sad sun design is for you.

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

Available For a Limited Time Only - Feelings! Stop by now to get access to these emotions before I close down again! Show off your emotional unavailable, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

If you believe that unicorns exist, then it's time to meet their long distant relative, the ewenicorn. Just as majestic and adorable as the classic unicorn!

Ew Gross, Crypto. Cryptocurrency sucks. The act of "mining" bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies can use more electricity each year than some countries, and influencers are scamming kids with fake dump coins, it's just one big Ponzi scheme.

Ew Gross, Crypto. Cryptocurrency sucks. The act of "mining" bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies can use more electricity each year than some countries, and influencers are scamming kids with fake dump coins, it's just one big Ponzi scheme.