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Emo Kid Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards

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It's CORN Greeting Card

It's CORN Greeting Card

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Twisted as F*** Pretzel Greeting Card

Twisted as F*** Pretzel Greeting Card

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

Grumpus Greeting Card

Grumpus Greeting Card

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

The Powertrash Girls Greeting Card

The Powertrash Girls Greeting Card

Created by Professor Trashonium, the Powertrashgirls are here to save the City! made from garbage, trash, and everything brash, these trash cats are here to rescue the innocent and devour your leftovers!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Greeting Card

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread Greeting Card

Bake in the emo feels this holiday season with this, "Cut my life into pieces, this in my last resort" gingerbread parody design! Perfect for celebrating Christmas, making cookies, and being emo.

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Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Emo Cloud Greeting Card

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Emo Himbo Greeting Card

Watch out sad boys, the Emo Himbo is coming for your sad reputation. Show that you're both hot and emotional - no thoughts, just feelings.

Finding Emo Greeting Card

Finding Emo Greeting Card

You'll never understand me Dad! Show that emo isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle, with this funny finding Nemo parody design.

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Emo Ho Ho Greeting Card

Have the opposite of a holly and jolly holiday with this funny, Angsty Emo ho ho Emo Holiday greeting card! Look festive and moody as you please!

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty The Snow Emo Parody Greeting Card

Frosty the snow emo was a dark and tortured soul! Show off your love for the holidays as well as for being angsty and emo with this funny holiday greeting card design that's an emo twist on a christmas classic!

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, It Was Never A Phase It's A Lifestyle Emo Greeting Card

Mom, it was never a phase, it's a lifestyle!!! Show the world (and your mom) that your emo phase never ended with this funny emo, angsty text design! Perfect for emo kids, and living your best pop-punk, emo lifestyle.

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100% That Glitch Greeting Card

100% That Glitch Greeting Card

The pokemon games have a cryptid of their own, you know. Missingno. is one of the most famous glitches in video game history, not to mention one of the spookiest! I just took a creepypasta test and it turns out i'm 100% That Glitch.

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Didn't I Do It For You? Greeting Card

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppo puppy long nose doggo dog memes sad guilt tears crying kermie didn't i do it for you.

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

VHS and Kill Greeting Card

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna Greeting Card

Remember the 4 Rs kids: Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna. Show your love for the environment and amazing music with this Broad City quote inspire design.

Currently In Debt Greeting Card

Currently In Debt Greeting Card

Many of us never even finished animal crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube... Regardless, anyone who plays is inevitably indebted to Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy! Perfect for animal crossing fans!

Protect Trans Kids White Print Greeting Card

Protect Trans Kids White Print Greeting Card

Transgender rights are human rights and they are being put at stake! Fight against trans discrimination and fight for transgender protection, especially for trans youth in schools! Resist with this lgbtqia, trans pride, protest, anti-trump shirt!

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