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I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

Eat Cheese Hail Satan! This design encourages thou to live deliciously - with cheese! An inverted pentagram is carved into this devilishly good looking wheel of cheese, will you take a bite?

Only Cowards Eat Cows! This design is for all the vegans and vegetarians out there who love and appreciate cows as animals, not ingredients. The little cow is even shedding a tear, might convert meat eaters on the spot!

Diet Culture Can Eat It! It's a toxic cult - don't let it affect you hotties - don't listen! Diet culture is that collective set of social expectations "telling us that there's one way to be and one way to look and one way to eat and that we are a better person, we're a more worthy person if our bodies are a certain way," says UK-based body image researcher Nadia Craddock.

In order to make those gains, one must eat and lift... at the same time. Get your summer bod ready with this ripped raccoon as motivation and inspiration!

Eat! Sleep! Frog! Repeat! That is what it is all about!! Get your basic needs met and keep your frogs in the daily routine this funny design inspired by gameboy graphics and....frogs.

The feminist shirt is perfect for your shark week binge tv viewing, where you can fantasize about what it would be like to just eat the patriarchy? This shark week shirt is great for fans of feminist t shirts, feminist memes, shark memes and shark shirts.

Everything. All of it. Be as hungry as a goat and eat all the food with this somewhat ominous goat eating grass.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.

Do have a family outing? where you Invited to a party? Or perhaps it's thanksgiving? This design is perfect for letting people know "if food is placed out, they shall come". Great for foodies and raccoon lovers!

You are what you eat --- that's the way of life for Kirby. But, even gluttonous puffballs need their fitness in! Turn your pink puff into tough with this "I Work Out to Eat Everything" Kirby design!

Eat what you want, when you want! Show off your hunger and love for food with this funny, "I Eat What I Want" shark splashing in the sea design.

Anxiety can eat my entire Hole. If you're fed up with anxiety and would rather be thinking about and experiencing better things, this donut pun is for you!

aye bud you know what, you can take your attitude and your problems and eat my wet slimy butt. Take no shit with this funny (and rude) smiling frog design!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Lift now, eat trash later. Get fit with this workout inspired opossum design.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

People have a lot of hobbies but yours mainly consists of eating, complaining and internet shopping. There is so many things that the fancy thing a computer can do, and it mainly can do all of the above. Order chinese food or pizza and take to the internet to complain about the newest episode of a tv show, and heck buy this "My Hobbies Include Eating, Complaining & Internet Shopping" shirt.

I bet no matter what, the food I eat is spicier than yours. Show off your pride in how spicy you like your food with this sassy, spicy food lover shirt design.

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!