Eat My Entire Ass Greeting Cards

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Say happy birthday to the party animal in your life with this cute raccoon birthday card that says "Party forever, eat whatever". This funny card is perfect for a birthday full of eating pizza, tacos, nachos, ice cream and fries while partying all night getting wasted, hammered and trashed!

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes. Show your love of art history and economic equality with this design inspired by Caravaggio's Judith Beheading Holofernes.

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!