New Easter Cryptid Baby Totes

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

Do you know what day it is? Frog leg day baby! Every day is leg day when you're a cute lil' frog hopping from place to place! Show off your love for frogs with this funny, frog, leg day shirt!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

What do the paranormal talk about when they go camping? Ghost stories, of course! It's kinda a ritual when you go sleeping in the great outdoors.

What do the paranormal talk about when they go camping? Ghost stories, of course! It's kinda a ritual when you go sleeping in the great outdoors.

Support sasquatch and your local cryptids with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Bigfoot, retro parks patch inspired design! Perfect for loving cryptids, cryptozoology, sasquatch, bigfoot, and exploring the wilderness!

If your size never stopped you from raising your voice, this cute and inspirational yelling baby goat is for you!

If your size never stopped you from raising your voice, this cute and inspirational yelling baby goat is for you!

Show off your love for cute, squishy, silly and round baby seals with this baby seal pattern study design!

A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

Don't be mean to Pochita! He's baby! Besides, I don't think you'd want to be on the recieving end of that saw anyway. chainsaw man demon demon dog pochita pochita anime chainsaw chainsawman anime i'm baby baby baby pochita cute cute anime cute pochita manga meme memes pochita meme i'm baby meme.

Don't be mean to Pochita! He's baby! Besides, I don't think you'd want to be on the recieving end of that saw anyway. chainsaw man demon demon dog pochita pochita anime chainsaw chainsawman anime i'm baby baby baby pochita cute cute anime cute pochita manga meme memes pochita meme i'm baby meme.

Don't be mean to Pochita! He's baby! Besides, I don't think you'd want to be on the recieving end of that saw anyway. demon chainsaw man pochita pochita anime chainsaw chainsawman anime i'm baby baby baby pochita cute cute anime cute pochita manga meme memes pochita meme i'm baby meme.

I think you should just go for it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, baby! Get ready to kick the day's ass with this awesome vintage tattoo inspired tiger design.

I think you should just go for it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, baby! Get ready to kick the day's ass with this awesome vintage tattoo inspired tiger design.

Charlie the most badass, most free and most wild of all Unicorns!

Charlie the most badass, most free and most wild of all Unicorns!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

I am the harbringer, I am the night, I am MOTHMAN. A great gift or treat for any cryptozoologists and comic fans alike!

I am the harbringer, I am the night, I am MOTHMAN. A great gift or treat for any cryptozoologists and comic fans alike!

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

The white murder death falls upon us once more... Why does the chilly winter air have to make even the smallest chores so much more difficult!? Just let me bring in my groceries without freezing my tata's off, Winter!! Is that so much to ask!?

Merry Cryptmas from all your favorite and festive Cryptids! Celebrate the spirit of the Holiday season with these Cryptid favorites with this Cryptozoology Christmas shirt!

"Joseph, you are....NOT THE FATHER!" Wish everyone a Maury Christmas with this funny blasphemous Christmas design.

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.