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Merry (Metal) Christmas Greeting Card

Merry (Metal) Christmas Greeting Card

Who said Christmas can't be a little Hardcore? Perfect for the Heavy Metal fan in your life, or anyone who prefers a little edge to their holiday season.

Daddin' Ain't Easy Greeting Card

Daddin' Ain't Easy Greeting Card

Daddin' Ain't Easy. Show that being a dad is only for the toughest of the tough, the most hard of the hard core with this skull design.

Mommin' Ain't Easy Greeting Card

Mommin' Ain't Easy Greeting Card

Mommin' Ain't Easy. Show that being a mom is only for the toughest of the tough, the most hard of the hard core with this skull design.

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat! Everyone squat if you believe! Clench those cheeks and drop it low for Tink one more time with this funny Tinker Bell parody inspired design.

Shante & Sleigh Parody Greeting Card

Shante & Sleigh Parody Greeting Card

Sashay, shante and sleigh! Show off how excited you are for the holidays, vogue, and death drop for the holidays with this funny, sassy, Santa, holiday greeting card!

Anarchy Greeting Card

Anarchy Greeting Card

Check out this funny "Anarchy" design. People just need to learn to leave you alone and let you get back to Anarchy. Show them with this awesome hater design.

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Nice Pants What's Their Drop Rate Greeting Card

Nice Pants What's Their Drop Rate Greeting Card

Nice pants, what's their drop rate? Show your love for video games and cheesy pickup lines with this funny gamer-inspired design.

Witches Against White Supremacy White Print Greeting Card

Witches Against White Supremacy White Print Greeting Card

Witches take a stand and cast a spell against white supremacy! Resist, persist and hex white supremacists, the alt right won't stand a chance against these spells in this witchy, resistance, protest shirt!

When You're a Centrist Greeting Card

When You're a Centrist Greeting Card

When you're a centrist everyone is an idiot except for you. How convenient. Show that you're not picking sides with this centrist inspired design.

Not Left Not Right Greeting Card

Not Left Not Right Greeting Card

Not Left, Not Right, Just Forward. Show that you choose progress over political affiliation with this centrist inspired design.

Coming Out of My Well Greeting Card

Coming Out of My Well Greeting Card

Coming out of my well and I've been doing just fine. Show your love for classical paintings and alt-rock with this illustration of Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Man Kind. mr.

The Only Man for Me is Mothman Greeting Card

The Only Man for Me is Mothman Greeting Card

The only man for me is Mothman. Do normal dudes have statues dedicated to them in the middle of Point Pleasant West Virginia? No! But mothman does. Drop that zero and get with a hero like MOTHMAN.

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When That Existential Dread Hits Hamster Greeting Card

When That Existential Dread Hits Hamster Greeting Card

Let the existential beat drop! You know that feel when the existential dread hits! Elicit your existential panic and dread just like this shook hamster with this funny, hamster, meme, existential dread, millennial shirt.

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Greeting Card

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Greeting Card

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Ask Me About My D&D Character Greeting Card

Ask Me About My D&D Character Greeting Card

Ask me about my D&D character. Drop the not so subtle hint that you're always willing to talk about Dungeons and Dragons with this fantasy role-playing game inspired design.

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