Dont Tell Me What To Do Greeting Cards

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

This funny birthday card is for the feminist Norse goddess in your life who you wanna tell "happy birthday you majestic valkryie." This cute birthday card is perfect for fans of bff birthday cards, gifts for feminists, feminist art and funny best friend birthday cards.

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh shirt is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Big simpin' Johnny, aint nobody as thirsty as this. That's why he knows best in this simp game, ya feel me? A light hearted funny design and a call back to old iconic/nolstagic shows!