New Dead Poets Society Socks

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

We mushrooms Love a Good Corpse. Yum, delicious. These sassy, hungry, and adorable mushrooms are ready to recycle.

Are you a part of the full moon society? A club specifically for people who feel a little more wild during the night... Especially those who have a craving for flesh when the sun goes down.

Don't mess with Dark brandon... He's already destroyed high gas prices, warring with climate change, and neutralizing unemployment! What does he have his eyes on next!?

Not only am I dead inside, I'm screaming internally a little, too. This Little Miss Dead Inside design is great for people who only manage to get through the day after a cup of coffee.

Catherine was right, Love is dead, choose your ending well with this sleepless sheep video game themed design!

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Millennial retirement plan. Millennials will never get to retire. Their only release from the workforce shall be death. Show that you're 401k is non-exsistant and you crave to return to the earth with this hopeless and morbid design.

I'm the goat with the most babe. Bleat out some retro movie quotes with this funny ungulate themed movie parody design featuring everyone's favorite dead gross weirdo, Bleatlejuice.

Dear new houseplants, I Can't Promise I Won't Kill You, but I love you. If you love plants but lack a bit of a green thumb, then this is for you. You try your best to save em, but sometimes, you just can't.

With Doma dead it looks like it's a nice day for a gay wedding! Time to celebrate the future of equality with this lgbt pride, marriage equality shirt!

Oh, what I'd give to be a clueless cat that only has to care about eating, sleeping, and being cute... Show that you're coping with this, "My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape" existential, cat lover's design.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Protect your brains and beware of the dawn of the Dad! Show off your love of zombies and dad jokes with this funny, "Dawn of the Dad" parody design with a zombie hand bursting from the ground.

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

I Just Want To Curl Up in a Ball and Pretend I'm dead. Having a bit of an existential crisis? Maybe want to scream? Yeah, us too. Channel your inner opossum with this self deprecating/funny fit.

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

I'm basically, just witchy, occult trash. Show off your love for the occult with this possum themed, occult inspired shirt design. This occult inspired design features a giant possum skull with teeth, the moon phases and a possum playing dead at the bottom, all inspired by images of the occult.

Guilty as charged. Good thing your only crime here is stealing hearts. Anything more than you'd definitely be a menace to society.

The most ribbiting cryptid must be the frogmen of Loveland Ohio! Show off your love for cryptids and frogs with this Loveland Frogmen Cryptid Society design.

Are you a part of the Lady Whistledown Fan Club? Waiting patiently to hear the gossip the whole of London elite is chattering about?

when the birds are singing, and the flowers are blooming, and the weather is nice, but you're pretty sure you're a void inside this skull surrounded by nature's bounty may be for you!

Hardness the immortal potent energy of the gay undead with this chromatically gay lich that is as spooky as they are radiant.

Fellow asthmatics, our best friend, the inhaler, always come in clutch for us to enjoy life. What will we ever do without them? Actually, I guess we'd be dead.

Queer Parenthood is Valid. Shaming parents is good for no one, lesbian parents are valid, gay parents, trans parents, all types of parent combos are valid. Don't let society tell you otherwise.

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Unicorn, alicorn, pony??... No, clearly not. A beast from the cthullu mythos, summoned from the book of the dead! A Necronomicorn!

You can't spell "studying" without "dying". Embrace the sweet kiss of eternity that is your semester's homework with this funny and grim studying design! Perfect for making light of a heavy workload. studying school college freshmen senior sophomore junior study hall homework college jokes college humor student student humor highschool school jokes teacher teaching science s.t.e.m.

You can't spell "studying" without "dying". Embrace the sweet kiss of eternity that is your semester's homework with this funny and grim studying design! Perfect for making light of a heavy workload. studying school college freshmen senior sophomore junior study hall homework college jokes college humor student student humor highschool school jokes teacher teaching science s.t.e.m.