Trending Dark Humor Weekender Totes

Support Nessie and your local legends of the wild with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Nessie, retro parks patch-inspired design! Perfect for loving lakes, creatures, myths, legends, and exploring the wilderness!

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Yes I am a saucy, saucy boy. Live life to its sauciest with this iconic sassy William Shakespeare quote from Romeo and Juliet!

Spread some Christmas cheer this holiday season with this holiday design featuring the text "Falalala Llama" and a festive sing-a-long christmas llama. Perfect for holiday parties, christmas dinner, and holiday family gatherings!

"KAGOME!" "INUYASHAAA!" Perfect for fans of nostalgic anime, match with the Inuyasha or Kagome in your life with these humorous, matching Inuyasha/Kagome designs!

Move over hot girl summer, it's time for silly goose fall! Celebrate the season change with this funny, silly, fall goose design!

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Whether you're celebrating the spoopy holiday of Halloween or just like being spoopy during all the seasons, then this adorable skull n' bones pattern is for you!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Ahhh yes, my favorite season, the fall of society! Show off your love of fall, autumn, and society changing as we know it with this, "I Love The Fall Of Society apocalyptic autumn design!

There he is, he is here! Celebrate the boy, this beautiful raccoon, with this "Here Comes The Boy, Hello Boy, Welcome" raccoon parody design!

Long division, multiplication, addition, subtraction, I don't care! Just show your work! Great for those teachers out there that have a sassy sense of humor!

The weekender tote bag belongs to an awesome teacher! Show off your awesome teaching skills with pride with this awesome teacher design!

Animal's screaming, in general, is just a mood. This variaty of screeching critters is perfect for those days when you need to silently yell profanities at the world!

These remakes are getting silly. She doesn't even have a nose anymore! ...Well, not that she had much of a nose to begin with, but you get the point!

The sun is a brutal ball of fire. Show that you don't fw the sun with this, "I Don't F*** With The Sun" moon phases design. Perfect for loving the darkness, nighttime, being in the shade, and maintaining your goth lifestyle.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Hold me, I'm a mess. :) Show off your self-deprecating humor, love for tacos and food with this funny, crumbling taco design.

Now you can remember all the greatest ah, hits. Smoke a bowl, light a joint, or eat some weed brownies with this funny nostalgic parody.

Look at that SICKada bro! They're grinding on everything! Totally gnarly screams bro. I wish I was as cool as this radical skateboarding cicada.

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

Level of stress: screaming raccoon. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" raccoon design. Perfect for raccoon memes, raccoon jokes, and needing some space!

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Ermahgerd you found Bigfert! Show off your love of all things cryptid, silly, and sasquatch with this funny, "Bigfert" simple line drawing design of Bigfoot!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Show off your love of cats with this super cute and adorable pet lover's, everything is FINE weekender tote bag ! Don't worry about me because everything is fine and nobody should worry or stress or be anxious ever. LOL.

Does Trash Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not be? Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie opossum and raccoon design! Sluts for trash only!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!