New Controller Pillows

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

News flash: We're Women, we have rights, and we're not going to give them up as easily as you think we will. We will not be controlled, and we will stand and fight for ourselfs. We are not the weaker gender!

YOU Don't Get to Decide What I Do With MY Body! I'm not a Barbie doll, you don't control my body and/or my decisions! My body, my choice.

Oh, you want me to say "uwu?" How about a F*** you!

This tiny green fern is living inside of a bottle terrarium. You could say they are an....intro-vert. Get some alone time at home with this aesthetic terrarium design that's perfect for people who like some personal space and a well controlled environment.

We've all been at the point of distress when gaming. This kawaii frog is the embodiment of our rage. If you happen to relate to this, then you should claim this frog as your own.

This is a sign that the Academia Monarch is symbolizing you to be ready for an upcoming change and new direction in your life. It's time to take control and reach towards your goals and dreams!

A gaming mouse; a mouse gamer; a mouse that games. The pun here is absolutely immaculate.

Adorn yourself or your belongings with the trappings of that most excellent pastime: video games! This design features stylized letter buttons and D-Pad of beloved video game controllers! Game on!

Netflix and chill? Nah, I'd rather power level with you!

I Am The Spicy Worm God. I AM THE SPICE! And he who controls the spice, controls the universe. And I am one spicy worm. Show off your spicy sci-fi nerd 'weirding way' with this "Dune" inspired design!

It's not easy being the cutest player on the server. Get your cute snacks ready and get ready to game.

I got presents on presents and they out of control, yaas! Perfect for the gay in your life that has impeccable music taste, or just loves the holidays.

Yeah modern controller rumble is cool, but like, Iunno man, have you ever played games in the 90s with the rumble pack in? That shit hits different. If you vibe with retro vibrating gaming accessories, this design is for you!

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

Oh dog oh dog you've got this life thing under control everything's fine don't panic [panics] Have no shame in being a little nervous with this funny awkward dog design, perfect for trying new things, getting in front of strangers, and being uncomfortable all the time.

The lesson always goes as planned - no teacher ever. Show that control over the classroom is just an illusion with this funny teacher inspired design.

This teacher pillow is fantastic for every teacher who knows how to control a classroom. Teacher? I prefer the term chaos coordinating badass. This teacher gift is great for fans of teacher quotes and teacher memes.

Nah it's cool I feel good about life, doin' great. It's cool, I didn't feel like doing stuff today anyway. Sometimes life hands harpoons you in the chest and you run out of air as you sink to the bottom of the ocean, only to be eaten by a kraken. Contemplate your life and all the things outside of your control with this funny bad day diver pillow with a sarcastic phrase that says "Yep I'm good, thanks", perfect for failing to be an adult, dealing with problems, and hating mondays.

This pillow pattern is the nerdiest representation of all things fun and intellectual. This pattern has cool bow ties, video game controllers, books, beakers, atoms, planets, and a D20 die. This is perfect for people who love to play video games from the classic N64 to Xbox, watch the Cosmos, read, and play RPGs. Go full nerd and represent yourself in a snazzy way with this design.

In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.

There isn't anything better in a relationship then when two people have the same interests. Whether it's video games, baking or dressing up as animal people, you'll always get along more when there is a chance that you have something in common. But, honestly there isn't anything better than sitting down and playing a great video game together. Show your love for each other with this "Those Who Game Together Stay Together" pillow design.

Join the Mamma Aiuto Gang and fight against Porco Rosso for control of the skies! Perfect for fans of Hayao Miyazaki and air pirates! Ideal for anime fans who love getting together with their otaku friends and watching Studio Ghibli movies and appreciators of beautiful animation, air ships, pirates, and pigs!

Join the Mamma Aiuto Gang and fight against Porco Rosso for control of the skies! Perfect for fans of Hayao Miyazaki and air pirates! Ideal for anime fans who love getting together with their otaku friends and watching Studio Ghibli movies and appreciators of beautiful animation, air ships, pirates, and pigs!