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New Chickens Baby Greeting Cards

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Mother Sucker Greeting Card

Mother Sucker Greeting Card

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

Let's F*** Candy Heart Greeting Card

Let's F*** Candy Heart Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

Absolute Unit Greeting Card

Absolute Unit Greeting Card

Round! Chonky! ROTUND! ABSOLUTE UNIT!! This adorably chubby chicken isn't interested in getting into shape, unless that shape is round.

Run Like You Angered The Cuccos Greeting Card

Run Like You Angered The Cuccos Greeting Card

Angering the cucco birds is the easiest way to get some motivation for your morning job. Sure you may need a few extra heart pieces, but at least you exercised! Say, what's that beeping noise...?

Cluck The Police Greeting Card

Cluck The Police Greeting Card

Go ahead, call the cops, I don't give a cluck! Defund the police mothercluckers! lets reform!

Chick Off The Old Bawk Greeting Card

Chick Off The Old Bawk Greeting Card

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

I'm Baby Pochita Greeting Card

I'm Baby Pochita Greeting Card

Don't be mean to Pochita! He's baby! Besides, I don't think you'd want to be on the recieving end of that saw anyway. chainsaw man demon demon dog pochita pochita anime chainsaw chainsawman anime i'm baby baby baby pochita cute cute anime cute pochita manga meme memes pochita meme i'm baby meme.

Omnomnomivore Greeting Card

Omnomnomivore Greeting Card

Omnivore...? Nah, I'm an omnomnomivore! I see food, and I go omnomnomnom....

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Thiccen Nuggets Greeting Card

Thiccen Nuggets Greeting Card

Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.

Chicken Nuggets Are So Important Greeting Card

Chicken Nuggets Are So Important Greeting Card

This funny chicken nugget shirt is perfect for fast food lovers and chicken nugget lovers who like rainbows and know that the truth is "chicken nuggets are so important." This junk food shirt is great for fans of food jokes, food shirts, food quotes and chicken nugget shirts.

I'm Just A Little Nugget Greeting Card

I'm Just A Little Nugget Greeting Card

Everyone loves nuggets, and I just happen to be the littlest of them all! You'd never bring harm to or make a lil' nug cry, would you?

God Bless Merica Y'all Greeting Card

God Bless Merica Y'all Greeting Card

Cowboy Jesus is here to say "God Bless 'Merica Y'all". Jesus loves the USA almost as much as he loves dinosaurs. Especially baby t-rexes. So sit back, relax, put your boots up and your cowboy hat down low, and praise the lord.

Gokoo Chicken Parody Greeting Card

Gokoo Chicken Parody Greeting Card

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Raccoons Are Magical Too Greeting Card

Raccoons Are Magical Too Greeting Card

Don't let this trash baby fool you, he's magical too! Unicorns might be all the rage, but raccoons are forever.

Anime Baby Obama Greeting Card

Anime Baby Obama Greeting Card

Barack Obama personally thanked Japan for anime on behalf of weeaboos and otaku everywhere. Now you can wear the President of the United States on a pastel pink anime baby t shirt because Obama probably desires to be kawaii and the star of a shoujo manga. He is the ultimate senpai after all.

Saint Patchick Greeting Card

Saint Patchick Greeting Card

Saint Patty's day is on the way! Why not avoid getting pinched or pecked with this adorable Saint Patchick? clover saint patricks day saint patty's saint patty st. patricks st patricks day st.

Valentine Nuggies Greeting Card

Valentine Nuggies Greeting Card

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

I Am A Little Irish Greeting Card

I Am A Little Irish Greeting Card

Dress your wee babe in some Irish themed flair this Saint Patrick's Day. This cute baby one piece features an illustration of a four leaf clover and the phrase "I am a little Irish.

Pupperoni Pizza Greeting Card

Pupperoni Pizza Greeting Card

Look at that magnificent pupper!! This cute pizza boy is hot from the oven and making their way to you being cheesy and full of puns.

Forage Daddy Greeting Card

Forage Daddy Greeting Card

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage daddy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Forage Mommy Greeting Card

Forage Mommy Greeting Card

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage mommy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Only A Whore For My Spores Greeting Card

Only A Whore For My Spores Greeting Card

Only A Whore For My Spores! The spore of a mushroom contains all of the necessary materials to form a new fungus, a baby mushy! And for that, I am an absolute whore for a spore! (whore used in a loving, proud sense ofc) Foraging fans, this is the design for you!

Cud You Not Goat Greeting Card

Cud You Not Goat Greeting Card

Like cud you not? Show off your love for goats, goat babies and all the cud they chew with this funny, goat pun shirt design.

Do I Make You Corny, Baby? Greeting Card

Do I Make You Corny, Baby? Greeting Card

Shuck me, Daddy! Get Corny with this suggestive and sexy corn on the cob.

Merry Cluckmas Greeting Card

Merry Cluckmas Greeting Card

Merry Cluckmas, everyone! Santa cluck is coming to town, hopefully you were good and don't get rotten eggs in your stocking.

Santa Froggy Greeting Card

Santa Froggy Greeting Card

Santa froggy, hurry down the chimney tonight! Hop into the holiday spirit with this adorable, Christmas pun design featuring a frog in a Santa hat and a red ribbon!

Cluck Off Chicken Greeting Card

Cluck Off Chicken Greeting Card

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken pun design!

Boba Shark Greeting Card

Boba Shark Greeting Card

Boba Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!! Show off your love of boba milk tea and swimming deep in the sea with this funny, Boba Shark design!

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