Best Selling Chicken Pun Greeting Cards

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken pun design!

I'm a thicc chicc! Show off your body-positive, farm animal fierceness with this, "Thicc Chicc" chicken design with a big fluffy chicken.

This funny chicken nugget shirt is perfect for fast food lovers and chicken nugget lovers who like rainbows and know that the truth is "chicken nuggets are so important." This junk food shirt is great for fans of food jokes, food shirts, food quotes and chicken nugget shirts.

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

Are you feelin' clucky this St. Patrick's Day? Celebrate your luck with this, "Feelin' Clucky" St. Patrick's Day chicken design. Perfect for loving chickens, puns, being Irish, and celebrating heritage!

Fluent in bad puns and sarcasm. Show that you are bilingual and sassy with this funny design.

My chemistry puns rarely get a reaction. Show your love of science and grown worthy puns with this funny design.

Show off your love of the greatest time of the year with this hilariously funny, Santa's sleigh pun, wintertime, Christmas greeting card! Let the world know how much you love Christmas and terrible dad jokes!

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

This chick don't give a cluck! Show off your mood of not giving a cluck and your love for puns with this funny and sassy, chicken pun greeting card!

Merry Cluckmas, everyone! Santa cluck is coming to town, hopefully you were good and don't get rotten eggs in your stocking.

Don't push your luck, you'll get the buck-kaw! Strut around with your fancy plumage and get the personal space and peace you deserve with this funny sassy chicken pun!

Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.

Saint Patty's day is on the way! Why not avoid getting pinched or pecked with this adorable Saint Patchick? clover 4 leave clover shamrock shamrocks catholic chicken cute chicken chicken puns punny puns saint patty's saint patricks day saint patty's saint patty st. patricks st patricks day st.

Round! Chonky! ROTUND! ABSOLUTE UNIT!! This adorably chubby chicken isn't interested in getting into shape, unless that shape is round.

Omnivore...? Nah, I'm an omnomnomivore! I see food, and I go omnomnomnom....

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

This mom loves nugs and hugs! If your mama loves chicken nuggets and hugs, gift her this cute funny, chicken nugget loving Mother's day greeting card that's perfect for Mom!

Everyone loves nuggets, and I just happen to be the littlest of them all! You'd never bring harm to or make a lil' nug cry, would you?

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Go ahead, call the cops, I don't give a cluck! Defund the police mothercluckers! lets reform!

Ready to make an OM-elette? This Zen Hen sure is! Find your inner peace and meditate with this very zen hen design, featuring an illustration of a hen balancing an egg on her head.

Share your pho love with your friends and loved ones with this "Happy Phocking Birthday" funny birthday card! Perfect for the pho lover, food jokes, food lover, birthday cards, food puns, food humor, funny birthday quotes, birthday puns and pho puns!

Show support for your loved one in their time of need, on their birthday, congratulations, graduation, or next endeavor and remind them that they were made for greatness! This funny shark love greeting card design features an illustration of a great white shark with shades on with a GREAT animal pun! Perfect for shark jokes, shark puns, greatness quotes, encouraging and supporting a loved one!

Angering the cucco birds is the easiest way to get some motivation for your morning job. Sure you may need a few extra heart pieces, but at least you exercised! Say, what's that beeping noise...?

It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!

Show someone special how much you care about them with this super adorable and cuddly, cat lover's, funky feline pun birthday card! Give your cat loving friends the recognition they deserve for being great!

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage daddy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage mommy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage mommy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!