New Candy Greeting Cards

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

Share the spirit of the season with a dash of satan with this cute and funny, hail satan parody, Valentine's day conversation heart shirt!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

We all know a prick or two out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

We all know and love a C*** out there, celebrate valentines with this very outrageous, tongue in cheek design!

I Love U Bitch.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Look, I just really really love bacon. Nothing can satisfy that salty, meaty, delicious flavor like bacon can!

Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

Oh, Lawd! Here he comes, dual welding candy canes of holiday joy! Celebrate the festive season with this iconic internet cult figure!

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Look, I may have the sense of humor of a 5 year old, but at least my valentine loves me all the same! They proved it by getting me these candy hearts.

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

I'm a Simp 4 U, Valentine. <3 Show your love and appreciation for your lover or crush with this fun candy heart design!

Proudly share your simp feelings with your crush with this, "Simp" script candy heart design! Perfect for a Valentine, lover, and funny romance.

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

Feel euphoric and stan your favorites couples, besties and characters with this euphoric, valentines day, candy hearts, parody design.

I am horny forever and for always, not just on Valentine's day. Show off your mood this Valentine's day with this flirty and cheeky, horny, candy heart design.

Will the stars align for your love? Ask your crush what their birth chart is and see how compatible you are with this, "What's Ur Birth Chart?" candy heart design!

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

This might sound cheesy, but pizza is my true love. Share your love for pizza and foodie feelings with this pizza candy heart with retro type design!

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

you are an lgbt-CUTIE! Show your love with this queer candy heart pun that's perfectly gay for valentines day.

What's your favorite scary movie valentine? Show off your love for your significant other, bestie or whoever your special valentine is with this horror movie inspired candy hearts, parody design.

Share some sweetness with these smiley candy hearts! Perfect for celebrating Valentine's Day and your loved ones, including yourself!

Share some sweetness with these smiley candy hearts! Perfect for celebrating Valentine's Day and your loved ones, including yourself!