Trending Bag For Your Junk Greeting Cards

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

Look at the way he is sitting, yes, very distinguished, mhm. Show off your love of cats and catchphrases with this funny, cute, "Look At This Distinguished Gentleman" tuxedo cat design!

Otters are really out of this world cute, and they are ready to explore the wonders of outer space! Wish your little astronaut an otter this world birthday with this cute, outer space, otter birthday card!

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

The design features a delightful depiction of a lovable Kawaii Bigfoot, complete with oversized round eyes, blushing cheeks, and charming rosy cheeks. The endearing character is surrounded by uplifting text that reads "I Believe in You." This powerful statement serves as a reminder to embrace our own unique abilities and have faith in our potential, just like the mythical Bigfoot who navigates through life unseen. With its delightful blend of cuteness and inspiration, this card is a perfect choice for those who want to make a bold statement while spreading positivity and encouragement to those who receive it. It serves as a symbol of belief in oneself and in others, reminding the recipient that anything is possible. Let this card inspire you to chase your dreams and remind others of their inherent power and worth, all while looking utterly adorable.

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Every trainer always remembers their first Pokemon, whether it be Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander. If you picked the Water type, Squirtle, then this design is for you, champ in making!

Drink tea read books be happy. Show your love of books in tea with this pretty floral design.

This Sailor Scout is made of beautiful dreams, whether she's Sailor Moon or just adorable Usagi. Rock this lovely pastel makeover and feel like you've got your very own Pegasus.

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes. Show your love of art history and economic equality with this design inspired by Caravaggio's Judith Beheading Holofernes.

GUH! Sappy, mooshy, smoochy, gross feelings! Stop showing your lovey dovey feelings to the world you heathens!

Death comes for us all... Especially when you're on your last life. Which is why you should cherish what time you have before reaper comes knocking at your door.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.

The only way to see change in the world is to embrace disobedience. Cats have no laws, and even if there were any, they wouldn't care. Live in a world where the only rules you follow are your own.

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.

There's no doubt about it - your workouts are MAGICAL. You're so pumped to work out that people often mistake you for a mythical creature - of course, what do they know? Maybe, just perhaps, you are.

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!