Best Selling Awkward Totes

I'm awkward and single and don't know how to mingle. But I will still hold a conversation with your cat for about 45 minutes, that's for damn sure. When you're ready to go out on the town (or like, not do that at all), grab this funny ironic design and wear your awkwardness with pride as you head out on the prowl- for new additions to your Netflix queue.

Get your squad together to all be socially awkward together with this, "Socially Awkward Squad" awkward design with the extra text "look, we are outside - wait, don't look at us" for all of your social anxiety!

This cute llama tote is great for all awkward nerds who love unicorns and llamas and are "majestically awkward!" This unicorn tote is perfect for fans of llama unicorn, awkward llama, awkward pillow, funny llama, kawaii llama, and awkward jokes.

#1 Most Awkward Person in the World right here. Sorry. I'm socially awkward, and I'm terrible at small talk and normal people conversation and I suck at parties. Sorry. I'm awkward. I'm just a mess of social anxieties, but in a cute way right? Right?! Show off how you really feel with this funny tote bag!

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

Work on socializing your social skills while pushing for social healthcare with this funny design featuring roses and other florals.

Work on socializing your social skills while pushing for social healthcare with this funny design featuring roses and other florals.

Sorry. I am very awkward. Sorry. I can't help it it's just how I am and there's really nothing I can do about it other than stumble helplessly through every social interaction wishing I was at home with my cats and my Netflix.

Need a disclaimer with your awkward self? Worry not this design got you covered!

Need a disclaimer with your awkward self? Worry not this design got you covered!

frickin' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this funny retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!

F***in' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this funny retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!

I came, I saw, I made it weird. Conquer the world with your awkwardness on interaction at a time with this funny social awkward design.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

I only want to spend time with me, myself, and me-ow! Feel empowered in your purrsonal preference with this introverted kitty design.

I'm late, I'm awkward but I'm ready to bloom! Show off your better late than never glow up with this funny, "Late Bloomer" floral design!

It's too peopley out. Show that you're not a fan of crowds for people in general, with this funny introvert design.

I can't apologize enough for the walking disaster I am. Referencing the "thank you" bags, this design is perfect for the awkward individual in your life!

I played with your heart and uh uh uh yikes ope sorry. Show of your big oof energy with this funny socially awkward design!

You may not be dead but your not afraid to nope the eff out of social situations and parties you don't feel comfortable at! Radical ghost with this funny anti-social, socially awkward ghost design!

Social anxiety and awkwardness making you feel a little spacey? That's okay, because being nervous is totally natural even when you're an extra-terrestrial!

This Cinco De Mayo, let's get guacward! Awkward as a lil avocado about to be made into guacamole through sheer social anxiety. Get ready to fiesta with this funny food pun junk food tote bag.

This anxiety design is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert tote is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd designs.

When the moon's out and you're working through IT and you just gotta do some bawling on your broom.... yeah, you know the feeling. Cry it out while you do some witchy stuff with this humorous design.

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

F***in' YIKES my dude, yikes. Keep it fresh and also cringe at everything with this funny retro typography inspired by retrowave, internet text generators, and 80s nostalgia!

Oh dog oh dog you've got this life thing under control everything's fine don't panic [panics] Have no shame in being a little nervous with this funny awkward dog design, perfect for trying new things, getting in front of strangers, and being uncomfortable all the time.

It's a hard truth. You can either cringe or accept the cringe within you. What will you choose? Ask the real questions and state some hard philosophical truth with this funny parody design!

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.