Best Selling Astrology Pattern Magnets

Do your friends rely on you for the forecast of the stars and planets? You might be the Emotional Support Astrologer! Whether you're an amateur or professional, support your pals with the planets!

I'm on my astrology bitch shit. You should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

Don't Believe in Astrology? Okay Earth Sign. Y'all stubborn as hell, and you know I guessed it! don't believe in astrology? okay earth sign stubborn earth horoscopes zodiac sign zodiac signs horoscope girl zodiac obsessed astrology girl astrology sign astrology witch zodiac predictions fortunes witch occult horoscope sign horoscope astrology earth sign don't believe in astrology?

Look at these lil ribbity hoppers and pollen poppers, round and ready to bask in the sun on a warm sunny day. If you think bees and frogs are adorable - then this pattern is for you!

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Black cats are a spooky season essential! These adorable kitties keep Halloween purrrfect!

These sweet and round kawaii scoops of ice cream might oink! Scoop yourself up a cute rotund piggy!

Show off your love for plant life with this black and white, plant pattern. Featuring graphic silhouettes of various plants and plant-like designs. Perfect for loving plants, nature, leaves, floral, and decorative pattern designs.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

I love Halloween! I also love butts... and these booties are indeed spooky!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Look at these lil ribbity hoppers and beautiful berries, round and ready to bask in the sun on a warm sunny day. If you think strawberry frogs are adorable - then this pattern is for you!

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this goth black and white potions pattern, with a few crystals sprinkled in. Perfect for you local witch.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this goth black and white potions pattern, with a few crystals sprinkled in. Perfect for you local witch.

Look at these lil ribbity hoppers, round and ready to plop into the pool! Show off your kawaii vibes and froggies with this pastel pattern!

Doesn't this pattern just make ya feel cozy? You've got all the fall essentials; an abundance of cute cats, pumpkins, leaves, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie, etc.. So relax, crack open a good book by the fire, light a candle, and rep the fall with this autumn cats design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

Sushi, sashimi, soy sauce, roe, just all the essentials! But make it - RAWR! Show off your love for sushi and round bears with this kawaii inspired designed.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Sushi, sashimi, soy sauce, roe, just all the essentials! But make it - mew mewshi! Show off your love for sushi and cats with this kawaii inspired designed.

Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!

Flaky, buttery, and utterly adorable! Feel crispy and cute in this kawaii inspired baked good pattern.

Show off your love for cute, squishy, silly and round baby seals with this baby seal pattern study design!

Show off your love for cute, squishy, silly and round baby seals with this baby seal pattern study design!