Best Selling Apple Puns Casualtote Blankets

Show your love of all things related to the prettiest month of the year- Autumn! This fall blanket design is perfect for lovers of going out on a cold morning, getting pumpkin spice anything, eating fresh apples from an orchard, carving pumpkins, drinking hot cider, jumping into a fresh pile of fallen leaves, wearing sweaters, having bonfires, reading books, and eating good food!

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone. The perfect design for lovers of all things holidays and cooking.

The air is crisp, the leaves are changing, get me cozy with some cocoa - I'm ready for basic fall bullshit! Show that you're ready for the fall season with this cute, retro autumn aesthetic design!

Fall brings many wonderful delights, leaves, Halloween, candy, apples, sweater weather, football, Thanksgiving and pumpkin spice! Pumpkin spice pie, pumpkin spice cupcakes, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice candies, why not pumpkin spice kitty cats too? Decorate your home for autumn with this cute, fall, cat blanket!

It didn't take you long to realize that school wasn't for you! This design is perfect for showing the world how much you despise school! Ideal for school, college, university, work, are just hanging out with friends. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! Apples! This cool design is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor!

Celebrate the greatest country known to man- The United States of America- that has been #1 since Independence Day in 1776! Throw back some beers, party like it's 1776, and light some firecrackers for freedom on July 4th, because 'MERICA! This blanket is perfect for true star spangled bannered, red white and blue americans who love their country more than anything, even baseball, apple pie, cold beer, and burgers.

I'll be under the mistletoad! Get kissed this Christmas with this funny, "Mistletoad" holiday pun design. Perfect for loving puns, toads, frogs, and celebrating the holidays!

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

I yam so thankful! Show off your Thanksgiving gratitude with this, "I Yam Thankful" food pun design! Perfect for celebrating friends, family, and all the things to be thankful for!

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

I might be an introvert and overall evasive of people in general, but I'm not afraid to stab a bitch. Keep your distance, don't mess with the cryptids.

Forget space whales, what about basstronauts? Yes, you heard me. Just think about those big floppy flappy wet boys, exploring the cosmos, going up the galaxic stream, with this majestic spacey pun.

I'm otterly obsessed with you, valentine! You otter be mine! Won't you be my significant otter?

Careful, I'm sexy AND dangerous. These thunder thighs are ELECTRIFYING. Show some sass and your love for puns with this thunder cloud design.

Refreshing, spurrkling water! With flavors like raspurry, fruit paw-nch, and lemeownade!

I tend to hedge-hog the blankets. Get your quills cozy with this cute, cuddly hedgehog design!

Show the world you're ready to peck and claw the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Cluck The Patriarchy design! There's no room in the coop for sexist sentiments, it belongs to the hens, after all!

You're the ultimate magical mushroom! Show off your love of mushrooms and unicorns with this funny, "Unispore" mushroom unicorn design. Perfect for loving magical puns, mushrooms, fungi, foraging, and majestic unicorn powers!

You know what it is, it's Hanukkah so Challah At Ya Boy! Celebrate the Jewish holiday with this funny challah parody, Hanukkah pun design!

Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Do I love geology? Of QUARTZ I love geology! Check out some gneiss schists and go over some faults with your colleges with this funny geology pun for every mineral & crystal lover out there who knows geology rocks. That science pun was a real gem, wasn't it? It's not my fault if you don't appreciate geology jokes.

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Ah, The axolotl. The world renowned critter that lives in water, but is as cute as a kitten! Great for people who are obsessed with this adorable amphibian!

Let's drink like a frog in a swamp and get absolutely SHREKED! Come on, don't be afraid to drink like an ogre! Great for party goers who love shrek!

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.

It'sss Ssspooky Ssseason! Show off your love for spooky season and Halloween with this cute, festive and spooky, snake pun parody design!

Fighting alongside evil by moonlight... still fighting alongside evil by daylight! This sailor moonion might be a magical girl, but that doesn't mean that they're going to ignore their duties to their evil overlord.

Fighting alongside evil by moonlight... still fighting alongside evil by daylight! This sailor moonion might be a magical girl, but that doesn't mean that they're going to ignore their duties to their evil overlord.