New Anxiety Unisex Long Sleeve Casual Totes

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Ogres are like onions, with layers and layers of thoughts! Show off your overthinking and anxious tendencies with this, "Ogre Thinker" Shrek parody design!

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

Work on socializing your social skills while pushing for social healthcare with this funny design featuring roses and other florals.

Please don't give me responsibility over people! That's so scary! Having power over others is a job that some people are just meant for. Me? I'll pass, fam.

Life only give us challenges we can handle. Fortunately, some of us look better doing it. Not this guy; the genetics lottery wasn't too generous to our friend here. There's nothing like a drag to filter the anxieties of life.

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Full of overthinking and second-guessing - it's My Crippling Anxiety! It's okay, own it! You're more than your anxiety.

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

It's a major discovery! Oh, look, It's extending!... it's still extending... Oh god it won't stop extending.

Life is Relentless. Show that you're dead inside but life continues with this macabre design featuring an illustration of a skeleton drinking coffee and carrying a scythe.

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

For the chill, laid-back friend. The Indica strains are relaxants, effective for pain, anxiety, and getting locked to the couch.

Social obligations are hard, especially when it comes to holiday humor. Don't be a flake! Build a snowman with your friends and family this season. Do you want to build a snowman?

My time to grind! Get ready for that boss fight, or long run through a dangerous unexplored dungeon! Prepare for the worst by grinding away and getting your level and stats up.

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

ha ha we're in danger. Don't be afraid to say that the state of the world and it's trajectory towards destruction is extremely unnerving with this very honest climate change design.

Feelings? Thoughts? Oh, I know those, I compartmentalize them to cope with...everything! Show off your sassy, self-awareness about your coping skills with this, "Compartmentalizing Queen" groovy, mental health design! End the stigma of mental health!

If you're gay and loud and hella proud, show it off in style. Own it! Wear your heart on your sleeve, and put your best and most fabulous foot forward with this gay pride flag design.

If you're trying your best, you're doing your best. It's okay to not be okay. End the stigma of personal struggle with this, "Trying My Best" sad, struggling plant design.

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

Featuring one of the cutest yet forbidden combinations ever. Presenting fish leggies! Let loose your imaginations and wear this adorable mash-up!

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Be the reason someone can open up about what they're going through. Whether for your best friend, or a total stranger, share your love, compassion, and support for the circumstances of others!

Listen you don't need to know what's going on under the hood, as long as you can use it, it's fine. IT'S FINE. Program questionable coding monstrosities with this funny coder design.

Listen you don't need to know what's going on under the hood, as long as you can use it, it's fine. IT'S FINE. Program questionable coding monstrosities with this funny coder design.