New Anti Racist Neck Gaiters

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Screw that!

Please Do Not Gay Gatekeep...Gatekeeping is when someone tries to set limits and requirements on what it means to be LGBT+/queer. But, um, why? Am I not queer enough for you?? Gatekeeping sexuality is bogus, and proclaim that statement to the world with this retro rainbow design.

Stop fetishizing Asian Women!! It perpetuates racist constructs, and contributes to the marginalization of the Asian community. Show of your feminist Asian pride with this design!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

Agnostic so Please Don't Talk to Me About Jesus! The shirt for agnostic introverts - those of us who don't like having to say no to those door-to-door evangelicals. So kindly, smiley, please don't talk to me.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

But where are you really from? Like where were you born? I was BORN HERE in America! Aren't you sick of these microaggressions, and the pressure to define your sexuality, no honey I'm just queer! Born Here and Born Queer! Finally show off the answer you been wanting to give to these intrusive questions with this empowering design!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still goth af... I am the World Pastel Goth Champion; I am the most pastel of princesses, a soft goth, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design youPastel Goth World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still gay.. I am the World Gay Champion; I am the most cute queer, and damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Gay World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still overthinking... I am the World Overthinking Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Overthinking World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

Team Normalize Emotionally Mature Men! This vintage style sports design encourages men to be more comfortable expressing their emotions, screw toxic masculinity! Men's mental health is important, and it's totally necessary for men to be able to understand and express emotion without scrutiny or judgement! Go team!

Alpha Male? Oh, You Mean Douchebag right? Alpha males are just douchebags in disguise - radiating their toxic masculinity bullshit. This anti-alpha male shirt will be sure to relate to sassy feminists everywhere! alpha male meme alpha male tik tok tik tok alpha male toxic alpha male jokes beta male alpha feminism sassy feminist sassy feminist douchebag alpha males are douchebags toxic masculine anti alpha male toxic masculinity alpha male alpha male? oh you mean douchebag right?

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

We Can't All have Pretty Privilege, Some Of Us Enjoy Our Fugly Freedoms! F*** 'pretty privilege,' because guess what alarmingly beautiful people, plastic surgery fiends, some of us are just broke and ugly, and we know you're jealous! Fugly freedom for life!

My Form of Exercise Is Taking a Turn About the Room, thank you my lady. If you're a British history or literature nerd, love the aesthetics of the Georgian, Regency, and Victorian Eras, then this ought to tickle your fantasy! This anti-fitness 18th century diss will be the talk of the ton!

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

"Can I speak to a manager?" Just calm down Karen! Tell all the basic karens who are popping off for no real reason to calm down and listen to kidz bop with this funny neck gaiter face covering.

Alt-Right Nuts Roasting on An Open Fire... that's how that classic Christmas song goes, right? Or is it chestnuts.... irrelevant, because alt-right nuts can burn, that is, if you can find balls on any of those alt-right trolls. Let us beautiful liberal snowflakes fall with their ashes. The alt-right is extremely problematic, so show off your liberal pride with this hilariously inappropriate Christmas design.

Do have a family outing? where you Invited to a party? Or perhaps it's thanksgiving? This design is perfect for letting people know "if food is placed out, they shall come". Great for foodies and raccoon lovers!

"Will you shut up, man?" -Joe Biden to Trump, pretty much speaking for everyone in America too. The first debate was well interesting. Show off your political side with this debate, quote, liberal neck gaiter. Join Joe Biden in telling Trump to shut up and show off your support for Biden with this Biden, voting, political neck gaiter.

Who said meditating had to be all sunshine and rainbows? Acknowledging your disgust for human-kind can be cathartic and relaxing as well, and releasing that frustration is what meditating is all about!

Ain't No Party Like A Democratic Socialist Party, 'Cuz A Democratic Socialist Party Don't Stop!... Until we kick out the IMpotus and provide basic human rights to everyone. Party don't stop till trump walks out!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

Mermaids of Melanin! More melanin makes our skin darker, and black is beautiful! These mermaids were made because there is a strong lack of animated princesses/mermaids of color today in the media. So what better way to encourage more diversity in characters than to showcase your stance with this design!!

Calling Slavery a "Necessary Evil" Is Evil! Slavery is not and has not ever been "necessary." Those who may say it was need to check their privilege ASAP.

Dear Billionaires, F*** You. Billionaires should NOT exist. Simple. No one person should have all that money, especially when there is a whole lot of people fighting paycheck to paycheck everyday. Especially when there are people below the poverty line and people who can't afford necessary medical care.F*** billionaires, do better, spread the wealth. Let's tax the rich bitches.

Dear Billionaires, F*** You. Billionaires should NOT exist. Simple. No one person should have all that money, especially when there is a whole lot of people fighting paycheck to paycheck everyday. Especially when there are people below the poverty line and people who can't afford necessary medical care.F*** billionaires, do better, spread the wealth. Let's tax the rich bitches.