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Adorable Alpacas Blanket

Adorable Alpacas Blanket

A completely kawaii pastel alpaca design for you to feel cuddly and adorable. Pink alpacas, lavender alpacas, cupcakes, ice cream cones, strawberries, so many sweet and adorable things to make you feel like a kid again. It's almost too sweet and sugary.

Alpacas For Anarchy Blanket

Alpacas For Anarchy Blanket

Cute, fluffly, kawaii, cuddly alpacas and lllamas unite! Alpacas for anarchy, just because we are cute and have pretty bows and sparkly things doesn't mean we can't be subversive punks. Kawaii pastel grunge feminism for life. Be cute and tough with this kawaii alpaca punk blanket.

Get Ready for the Alpacalypse Blanket

Get Ready for the Alpacalypse Blanket

The end is near! The cute, fluffy quadrupedal end is near! Lighten up the end of days with this pun themed alpaca design.

Alplanta Blanket

Alplanta Blanket

Alpacas and plants together as one, just the way it was always meant to be. They require little water but LOTS of love! Alplanta's are ready to make friends with the nearest plant moms and dads.

Mistletoad Blanket

Mistletoad Blanket

I'll be under the mistletoad! Get kissed this Christmas with this funny, "Mistletoad" holiday pun design. Perfect for loving puns, toads, frogs, and celebrating the holidays!

TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

I Yam Thankful Blanket

I Yam Thankful Blanket

I yam so thankful! Show off your Thanksgiving gratitude with this, "I Yam Thankful" food pun design! Perfect for celebrating friends, family, and all the things to be thankful for!

Honky Halloween Blanket

Honky Halloween Blanket

Trick or treat and halloween has never been so honkin' adorable! honk or treat, smell my feet, give me some seed to eat. If you don't, i'll bite your ankles.

Mess With The Sasquatch, You Get The Stabsquatch Blanket

Mess With The Sasquatch, You Get The Stabsquatch Blanket

I might be an introvert and overall evasive of people in general, but I'm not afraid to stab a bitch. Keep your distance, don't mess with the cryptids.

Basstronaut Blanket

Basstronaut Blanket

Forget space whales, what about basstronauts? Yes, you heard me. Just think about those big floppy flappy wet boys, exploring the cosmos, going up the galaxic stream, with this majestic spacey pun.

I'm Otterly Obsessed With You Blanket

I'm Otterly Obsessed With You Blanket

I'm otterly obsessed with you, valentine! You otter be mine! Won't you be my significant otter?

Thunder Thighs Blanket

Thunder Thighs Blanket

Careful, I'm sexy AND dangerous. These thunder thighs are ELECTRIFYING. Show some sass and your love for puns with this thunder cloud design.

Spurrkling Water Blanket

Spurrkling Water Blanket

Refreshing, spurrkling water! With flavors like raspurry, fruit paw-nch, and lemeownade!

Blanket Hogger Blanket

Blanket Hogger Blanket

I tend to hedge-hog the blankets. Get your quills cozy with this cute, cuddly hedgehog design!

Cluck The Patriarchy Blanket

Cluck The Patriarchy Blanket

Show the world you're ready to peck and claw the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Cluck The Patriarchy design! There's no room in the coop for sexist sentiments, it belongs to the hens, after all!

Unispore Unicorn Mushroom Blanket

Unispore Unicorn Mushroom Blanket

You're the ultimate magical mushroom! Show off your love of mushrooms and unicorns with this funny, "Unispore" mushroom unicorn design. Perfect for loving magical puns, mushrooms, fungi, foraging, and majestic unicorn powers!

Challah At Ya Boy Blanket

Challah At Ya Boy Blanket

You know what it is, it's Hanukkah so Challah At Ya Boy! Celebrate the Jewish holiday with this funny challah parody, Hanukkah pun design!

UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket

UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket

Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!

You and I Just Click Blanket

You and I Just Click Blanket

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Of Quartz I Love Geology Blanket

Of Quartz I Love Geology Blanket

Do I love geology? Of QUARTZ I love geology! Check out some gneiss schists and go over some faults with your colleges with this funny geology pun for every mineral & crystal lover out there who knows geology rocks. That science pun was a real gem, wasn't it? It's not my fault if you don't appreciate geology jokes.

Thicc And Juicy Blanket

Thicc And Juicy Blanket

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Water Kitten Blanket

Water Kitten Blanket

Ah, The axolotl. The world renowned critter that lives in water, but is as cute as a kitten! Great for people who are obsessed with this adorable amphibian!

Let's Get Shreked Blanket

Let's Get Shreked Blanket

Let's drink like a frog in a swamp and get absolutely SHREKED! Come on, don't be afraid to drink like an ogre! Great for party goers who love shrek!

Eggstra Blanket

Eggstra Blanket

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.

Ssspooky Ssseason Snake Blanket

Ssspooky Ssseason Snake Blanket

It'sss Ssspooky Ssseason! Show off your love for spooky season and Halloween with this cute, festive and spooky, snake pun parody design!

Sailor Moonion Blanket

Sailor Moonion Blanket

Fighting alongside evil by moonlight... still fighting alongside evil by daylight! This sailor moonion might be a magical girl, but that doesn't mean that they're going to ignore their duties to their evil overlord.

CapyBARA Blanket

CapyBARA Blanket

Those capybara's hanging out in the water surrounded by oranges, we all love them... But have you ever seen what's below the surface? It could be anything!

The Slow And The Sleepy Blanket

The Slow And The Sleepy Blanket

I'm not fast, and I'm definitely not furious... I'm just very sleepy. This adorable sloth design is great for those who don't plan to be in a rush any time soon.

Hot Croakoa Blanket

Hot Croakoa Blanket

The holiday season is filled with all kinds of delicious beverages! Frog nog and Hot Croakoa are everyones favorite! You can't go wrong with the classics.

Thiccen Nuggets Blanket

Thiccen Nuggets Blanket

Damn these nuggies are THICC! Sooo juicy and delicious! I could eat these all day. Celebrate your love for sassy food puns and butts with this hilarious design.

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