New Alien Chan Casual Totes

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

See you, Space Cowboy... Fans of the Cowboy Bebop series will love this parody patch design!

We come in peace ... and baring gifts. Has anyone ever seen Santa and an alien in the same room? Yeah, didn't think so.

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

The truth is out there. Keep dreaming and question everything with this old school tattoo design inspired by an iconic 90s poster.

Trick Or Treat Fellow Earthlings... we have come for the candy. Definitely human under these super realistic costumes. Definitely...

~~intergalactic radio static~~ CALLING ALL SEXY SPACE ALIENS! Ride a rocket like it's your damn job! This particular alien babe is going to the moon, wanna ride?

Show off your love of that good, hot, cup o' mud with this funny, alien believer's, coffee lover's, antisocial shirt! Don't even bother trying to understand humans until AFTER you have had your delicious cup of coffee.

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

You took the opportunity to escape during the area 51 storm! The world must know of your existence, show of your alien nature with this area 51 escapee design!

You took the opportunity to escape during the area 51 storm! The world must know of your existence, show of your alien nature with this area 51 escapee design!

Show off your love of that super rad pop girl group with this 90s inspired, alien lover's, outer space shirt! IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA have a UFO and get my off this planet forever.

Let the world know that you only mess with aliens with good vibes with this outer space, extraterrestrial inspired, squad goals, good vibe alien shirt! GOOD VIBES ONLY!

Orbit and ribbit with this alien amphibian, Alien Space Frog design! Perfect for loving frogs, space, and extraterrestrial creatures!

Later, losers, i'm exiting this galaxy. I'm taking my stuff and I'm going HOME. This design is great for people who love aliens and feel like they would feel more at home in space.

Show off your love of aliens with this 90s pattern inspired, outer space lover's, space enthusiast's, introvert humor shirt! Now let those needy humans know you need your space!

Dear government - We women did not ask for you to royally F*** us over. We never asked you to understand, we only ask for you to show basic human empathy. Clearly, empathy is an alien language to you.

Show off your nerdy alien humor with this funny, "We Come In Peas" food pun design! Perfect for being spacey, loving aliens, puns, and food jokes!

This funny alien shirt is perfect for all goths, and true believers that can't get enough 90s nostalgia alien stuff like "she's beauty, she's grace, she came from outer space. This feminist shirt is great for fans of 90s shirts, alien memes and feminist memes.

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true, there is something beyond The World. It can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-worldly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t. universe the truth is out there i want to believe space alien solar system galactic stars tarot deck e.t.

Out of this world booty! This alien has definitely got a galactic sized backside, and ain't afraid to twerk it! This sexy celestial design is perfect for alien gurus and big booty lovers!

A sight that's out of this world, that's for sure! Get people looking at far out space booty with this comfy Now Look At This alien butt tee!

Every magical girl needs her magical mascot, though some are more helpful than others. Show your love for Luna from Sailor Moon, Kero-chan from Cardcaptor Sakura, and Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica with this magical mascot design!

You know what E.T. stands for right? Extra Turnt-UP. Get to all the way to Galaxy 420 with this spacey weed design!

The sun's out so it's time to get those guns out! Show off your sexy swole under the sun with this design!

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

EARTH? LMAO!!! Talk about cringe. Show your distaste for the galactic embarrassment that is currently Earth with this funny judgmental alien design.

EARTH? LMAO!!! Talk about cringe. Show your distaste for the galactic embarrassment that is currently Earth with this funny judgmental alien design.