New Alien Chan Greeting Cards

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Inspired by the movie Alien. This design features the mission patch from the USCSS Nostromo.

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

See you, Space Cowboy... Fans of the Cowboy Bebop series will love this parody patch design!

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

EARTH? LMAO!!! Talk about cringe. Show your distaste for the galactic embarrassment that is currently Earth with this funny judgmental alien design.

Have you ever thought about traveling to a little place called "ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE"? If you really hate it here and wanna gtfo right now, this funny travel poster parody is for you!

Show off your true alien self with this funny and weird, human suit, alien believer's, outer space inspired shirt! No go ahead and unzip your human face, you've had a long day of trying to fit in.

Your gains are out of this world! Show off your flex with this funny alien pun design featuring the text, "Flextraterrestrial" with an illustration of an alien flexing all strong. Perfect for loving outer space, fitness, and puns!

Catch ya homies on the other side of the galaxy as you leave this garbage planet with this chromatic retro inspired UFO leaving earth design! stars planet earth galaxy nebula space spacey flying saucer e.t.

Show that your love for anime is out of this world, with this super kawaii, "Animelien" anime alien design! Perfect for loving aliens, anime, space, and sci-fi.

Set the standard for equality at the galactic level with this rad spacey feminist design! Perfect for fighting for equal rights across the board for all marginalized groups, no matter where they are in the universe.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I look pretty alive, but really I'm dead inside...

Aliens are real! They aren't just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! Well in this case, they may be! Show off your love for aliens and witches with this spooky and out of this world mashup design!

Put on your skeleton costume and pretend for one night that you're actually a human being with this funny and cute Halloween design featuring a friendly alien!

Beam me up daddy! Take me now space daddy! Show off your love for science fiction soap operas and nerdy alien tv shows with this funny "Beam Me Up Daddy" design.

I could space out in your eyes forever, Mars-kun~. Get some laughs with this silly, anime styled, sparkly-eyed extraterrestrial! ironic anime funny manga starry eyes big anime eyes anime memes japanese animation alien e.t.

We come in peace ... and baring gifts. Has anyone ever seen Santa and an alien in the same room? Yeah, didn't think so.

Aliens have traveled throughout the entirety of outer space, so if there is one thing they know for sure it's that you can do anything you put your mind to! Don't give up, and reach for those stars!

ha ha ha seriously tho I'm stressed as heck and want to leave this planet immediate please beam me the ef up. Dream of space aliens rescuing you from the dumpster fire known as earth with this funny design!

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

What's that creeping around Fresno California in the middle of the night? Is it aliens, is it walking pants? Who knows the fresno Nightcrawlers are a mystery to this day! Show off your love for the legendary, mysterious and a bit silly Nightcrawlers from Fresno California with this Fresno California Nightcrawlers Cryptid Society greeting card.

Give it up for this absolute Cryptid queen from outer space! Show off your love for the legendary and fabulous Flatwoods Monster reigning from West Virginia by gifting this West Virginia Flatwoods Monster Cryptid Society greeting card.

Nothing will protect her babies like a Xenomorph Alien Queen! Sport this nerdy scifi shirt next mothers day and impress all your friends and family!

Life is F***ing relentless. Show that you're from another planet and life on this earth is relentless with this sassy alien smoking a tobacco cigarette design.

Life is relentless. Show that you're from another planet and life on this earth is relentless with this sassy alien smoking a tobacco cigarette design.

Life is relentless. Show that you're from another planet and life on this earth is relentless with this sassy alien smoking a tobacco cigarette design.