New Abduction Kids T-shirts

All are welcome in this place.

Space trip? Count us in. Blast off into a galaxy far far away with this trippy Alien Mushrooms.

Space trip? Count us in. Blast off into a galaxy far far away with this trippy Alien Mushrooms.

ha ha ha seriously tho I'm stressed as heck and want to leave this planet immediate please beam me the ef up. Dream of space aliens rescuing you from the dumpster fire known as earth with this funny design!

Is work or school getting to you? Do you just need a break from the chaotic world we live in? Our "Beam Me Up I'm Seriously At My Limit" t-shirt is the perfect solution for those moments when you feel like you can't take it anymore. With a clever and hilarious design, you'll have everyone around you cracking up and dying to know where they can get their own. Imagine yourself being lifted into a spaceship, leaving all of your troubles behind and escaping to a galaxy far, far away. Whether you're having a bad day, week, or month, this t-shirt will definitely lighten your mood and make you feel like anything is possible. Let this shirt be a reminder that sometimes we all just need to take a moment to appreciate the humor in life and not take ourselves too seriously. Order yours now and start planning your trip to the stars!

We come in peace ... for milk and cookies.

We come in peace ... for milk and cookies.

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

Introducing the new and improved Ugly Alien Christmas Sweater - the perfect gift for anyone who wants to escape the mundane holiday spirit! With its eye-catching design and bold statement, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads anywhere you go. Made for those who are unafraid to stand out and make a statement, this sweater is perfect for holiday parties, family get-togethers, or just lounging at home with loved ones. Its quirky design is sure to spark conversation and make memories that last a lifetime. Whether you believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life or simply enjoy the outlandish, this sweater is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. So why wait? Embrace your inner weirdness this holiday season with the Ugly Alien Christmas Sweater and start a new tradition with your loved ones!

All i want for christmas to to get abducted by aliens. Please, take me away from this world! Great for people who love spooky christmas sweaters!

Take me to your tummy. Show off your love of breakfast and alien abductions with this funny, UFO made of sunny-side up eggs and bacon beams ready to abduct your hunger!

Take me to your tummy. Show off your love of breakfast and alien abductions with this funny, UFO made of sunny-side up eggs and bacon beams ready to abduct your hunger!

All are welcome in this place.

All are welcome in this place.

Snake me away from this earth! Escape on your UFO ride with this funny snake getting abducted by aliens design.

Snake me away from this earth! Escape on your UFO ride with this funny snake getting abducted by aliens design.

Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for meme lovers - our "Meme Me Up" shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Ready to take on any meme challenge, this shirt will have you laughing and sharing with all your friends. With its catchy title, you'll be sure to get a lot of attention when you wear this shirt out in public. But it's not just about the title - the shirt itself is comfy, durable, and perfect for any occasion. Whether you're lounging at home or out on the town, this shirt will have you feeling stylish and comfortable all day long. So what are you waiting for? Meme Me Up and join the fun! Your friends will be jealous of you rocking the coolest meme-inspired shirt around. Get yours today and start spreading the humor!

MEME ME UP. Gimme the memes boys. Sweep me away in em. I wanna get meme'd to the mothership okay? I meme it.

Bean me up! Explore the stars with an extraterrestrial legume with this funny ufo pun inspired design.

Bean me up! Explore the stars with an extraterrestrial legume with this funny ufo pun inspired design.

The Truth and the Goose is out there! Honk into space with this alien, goose lovers mashup design inspired by the x-files. Featuring the text, "The Goose Is Out There" an a goose being abducted by a UFO.

The Truth and the Goose is out there! Honk into space with this alien, goose lovers mashup design inspired by the x-files. Featuring the text, "The Goose Is Out There" an a goose being abducted by a UFO.

Straight up BLAST the patriarchy with a disintegration ray! This funny feminist alien design is a little bit extra- extraterrestrial!

Straight up BLAST the patriarchy with a disintegration ray! This funny feminist alien design is a little bit extra- extraterrestrial!

There's a lot of chaotic energy here. Show that you're ready to leave Earth with this, "Ight Imma Head Out" meme inspired design featuring an alien abducting a person from Earth and happily heading to space!

There's a lot of chaotic energy here. Show that you're ready to leave Earth with this, "Ight Imma Head Out" meme inspired design featuring an alien abducting a person from Earth and happily heading to space!

THE ALIENS HAVE ARRIVED! and they're here to abduct your Donuts! Wow, they aren't really that threatening at all, are they. They just want us to share some of our food with them. outer space stars alien gifts alien humor humor funny cute area 51 oh lawd he comin meme.

THE ALIENS HAVE ARRIVED! and they're here to abduct your Donuts! Wow, they aren't really that threatening at all, are they. They just want us to share some of our food with them. oh lawd he comin oh lawd alien aliens chunky chonky chubby fat fat alien chunky alien cute alien alien meme oh lawd he comin meme.

Hey aliens, just take me with you! Get abducted with this funny, "YEET" ufo inspired alien design! Perfect for getting the heck off of Earth, loving aliens, and saying YEET like it's your job.

Hey aliens, just take me with you! Get abducted with this funny, "YEET" ufo inspired alien design! Perfect for getting the heck off of Earth, loving aliens, and saying YEET like it's your job.