New 90s Thing Greeting Cards

Show your love for all things soy with this ironic Soy Boy design, and especially the soy milk enjoyers, shout outs to you!

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

You know, there's a lot of big things about bigfoot... but just like you, the biggest thing about them is their heart! Great for your valentine who is obsessed with cryptids!

aters have some awful things to say. You know why though? It's because their jealous of you. When you go to parties looking kawaii as hell, they just wish they could be you. You're waaaaay to Kawaii for that. Flaunt you're otaku lifestyle no matter where you go! Stay cute in this weeaboo cat shirt!

There's only a few things that a zombie loves and thats brains, intestines, innards and apparently you, this ole' zombie here seems to like you. Well, don't be shy... say hi :) For zombies and lovers alike!

St. Patrick, to be exact. Don't call me Krusty, krusty isn't here. Hello? No, for the last time, this is patrick! No burger patty's here, ONLY ST. PATTY'S!

OH LAWD, HOLLY THE BEAR QUEEN'S A COMIN! Hide your salmon! She's gettin ready to hybernate, so she has to store as much chonk as she possibly can! All Hail The Bear Queen!

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Show the world (literally), that cllimate change is real, listen to the earth! We can make conscious efforts to be green, keep carbon emissions low and encourage others to do the same with this neat 1920's inspired toon design!

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

Surround yourself with snacks, sleep when you please, and give generally no f*cks as you survive in Goblin Mode! Perfect for throwing aesthetics out of the window and lounging around in your coping mechanisms as the world ends.

Squat it like Mirko! Things are heating up in the gym and Mirko is breaking a sweat. For those that want that extra motivation for when they tear it up in the gym, lets get those legs burning!

There's Some Spores in this House, There's Some Spores in this House! There are some spores in this house, but also, this is a mushroom fairy cottage, so the spore is the house. This design parodies the infamous WAP song with a magical and whimsical twist, perfect for cottagecore queens and funny fairies!

Hey remember that line in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer thats like "Olive the Other Reindeer used to laugh and call him names" ? What was up with that guy and why was he such a jerk to poor Rudolph? Get some laughs with this holly jolly lyrical parody featuring Olive, the Other Reindeer.

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Ginger bread is like, totally ginger RAD, man. Take your gingerbread making skills back to the nineties with this bodacious design! He was a skater bread, don't eat him later, man.

You won't let anyone tell you otherwise, You believe in Santa. Get ready for the holiday season with this fancy christmas design that says "First Things I'm The Realest".

Great for fans of the minions, as well as cowboys and all things southern! Also for those who just like to make their friends and family cringe.

Great for fans of the minions, as well as cowboys and all things southern! Also for those who just like to make their friends and family cringe.

The only thing misogyny deserves is to be spat on! Show the world you don't give a spit about patriarchy with this beautiful llama design.

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

With the moon having many faces, sometimes it's tricky to keep track of reality. There are times when things don't seem to appear as it seems to be but all the more reason to search for the truth. As part of the Creepy Cute Tarot Series, this card of illusions will have you go soul searching and seeking answers you may be doubting!

Forget men, girls with save the world! The Sailor Scouts have saved both Tokyo and the entire universe countless times, and they didn't need the patriarchy to do so. All they needed was love and friendship and some moon prism power.

The Nurse Tarot. This design is a high arcana spinoff tarot that display a nurse, surrounded by pills, a thermometer, and a string. Just typical nurse things! Essential workers are saving the future, they don't need a tarot to tell ya that!

The Nurse Tarot. This design is a high arcana spinoff tarot that display a nurse, surrounded by pills, a thermometer, and a string. Just typical nurse things! Essential workers are saving the future, they don't need a tarot to tell ya that!