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Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Oh ho ho! The holidays have me feeling a bit NOGGY ;) Get into the holiday spirit with this naughty glass of eggnog inspired by vintage cartoons.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

I love my aloe-ne time, as a plant, you could say I'm a bit intro-dirted. Show off your love of plants and being an introvert with this, "Happily An Introdirt" houseplant design!

Ahh yes much wow, such money!? Celebrate the rise of the DogeCoin with this funny Doge design featuring some 8-bit cryptocurrency and the Doge himself.

This pug is feeling a bit ruff about this Christmas. Rumor has it, he hasn't been a very good boy this year.

This pug is feeling a bit ruff about this Christmas. Rumor has it, he hasn't been a very good boy this year.

2021 Predictions: We need to work on addressing a LOT of long running systemic problems that will extend far beyond the year 2020 and its probably gonna be difficult. BUT HEY! There is a small chance it might suck a WHOLE LOT LESS than this year, Maybe! Maybe not though. Ooof.

Deck The Halls With Disinfectant Falalalala-lala-la-laaaaa! This 2020 Christmas season may be a bit different than the ghost of seasons past, but nothing a little PPE and disinfectant can't help! We try to spread the Christmas cheer, and nothing else!

Nothing likes to be stuffed more than a Stocking on Christmas Eve! Show off your naughty side this Holiday season with this sassy and a lil bit dirty but festive "Stuff Me Daddy" Christmas Holiday greeting card!

Choose your player in the game of Cryptozoology! Whether or not you choose Nessie, Mothman or Bigfoot it's sure to be a fun game! Show off your love for Cryptids and Gaming with this funny, Cryptozoology, nerdy, gamer greeting card!

What's that creeping around Fresno California in the middle of the night? Is it aliens, is it walking pants? Who knows the fresno Nightcrawlers are a mystery to this day! Show off your love for the legendary, mysterious and a bit silly Nightcrawlers from Fresno California with this Fresno California Nightcrawlers Cryptid Society greeting card.

Dancing bears painted wings trash I almost remember, and a song someone sings once upon a trash-cember Show your love for the long lost Russian Princess Ananasita with this raccoon and animated film inspired design.

Jingle aaaaallll the way with this funny cheeky jingle bells parody, perfect for catching a ride on a one-horse open sleigh, and being just a little bit raunchy.

Graduation is a milestone worth celebrating, and this greeting card is the perfect way to do it. It's a goth masterpiece that is loaded with symbolism and good wishes. The black and white roses evoke both the beauty and the darkness of life, while the mysterious eye hints at the unknown possibilities that lie ahead. The phrase "Happy Graduation Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress" injects a bit of humor and wit into the mix, reminding the recipient that even the devil recognizes their achievements. Whether your loved one is an actual Satanist or just enjoys a bit of gothic flair, this card sends the message that they've done something truly remarkable. It's also an excellent choice for anyone who's achieved something that others might consider unusual or non-traditional. So don't settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill graduation card. Give them something that shows just how proud you are of their unique accomplishments.

When those deep cuts make you feel a bit exposed, it's okay to be vulnerable and cry! Life is a layered experience and crying is just a reaction, and often a strength of your flavor. Show your emotional maturity and allow yourself to feel with this cute onion!

I long to see the sunlight in your leaves, and tell you time and time again how much I care, aloe. Water you waiting for? Show your plants how much you love them with this funny Aloe pun!

It's St. Patrick's day, lets get drunk and hedge CHUG some green beer all day long! Send off your love, for drinking green beer and hedge hog puns with this funny, festive, St. Patrick's day, hedge hog greeting card.

Show a loved one the relationship you share is well watered with rich nutritious soil and you can't leaf em alone for too long with this cute plant pun perfect for any plant parent!

Unleash your inner Grinch this holiday season with our quirky and hilarious greeting card! The message "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" is sure to resonate with anyone who feels like a walking corpse during the jolliest time of year. The design features a skeleton donning a Santa hat and string lights, adding a touch of dark humor and irreverence that perfectly captures the essence of the season for those who can't seem to shake off their inner scrooge. Whether you're sending it to a likeminded friend or family member or using it to make a statement about the commercialism of the holiday season, this card is sure to be a hit. Send a bit of unconventional cheer this Christmas with our "Dead Inside" greeting card! dead inside funny christmas cards christmas jokes christmas humor holiday greeting cards funny greeting cards dead inside meme christmas skeleton sassy christmas.

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Won't you lemme do it for you? How can you say no to such a pitifully adorable face!? puppo didn't i do it for you.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Equip yourself with the best gear suited for your quest, use your inventory to its fullest, and cast some radical spells with this retro game-inspired pixel art magician tarot that resembles RPG graphics of yesteryear!

We all need to take some time to look after our minds, couldn't name a better way than a lil' bit of shrooms to take off some of the edge in life, chillout and be kind to your mind! mushroom.

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Ah, so that's why morning people exist. The sunrise, it's beautiful, isn't it? I know it's hard to resist, but don't stare too long, you might go blind...

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!