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Get your sh*t together Carol! I've seen better tennis playing in tampon commercials! Show your love of bridesmaids and your disdain for Carol with this funny quote tee.

Introducing our latest addition to the line-up, the Clit "R" Us t-shirt! This tee is not for the faint-hearted, as it boldly declares your love for all things clitoral. The retro parody logo pays homage to the iconic toy store we grew up with, but with an adult twist. Wear it loud and proud as a symbol of female empowerment and sexual liberation. It's the perfect conversation starter for any occasion, from a night out with your crew to a first Tinder date. And hey, if anyone asks about the shirt, you can just say you're a big fan of the letter "R". Whether you're a feminist, a lover of puns, or just someone who likes to have a little fun, this t-shirt is a must-have in your wardrobe. Get one today and join the Clit "R" Us revolution!

The King didn't go extinct, they just rode that meteor right out into the andromeda galaxy sunset, never to be seen again! Yee Haw!

The King didn't go extinct, they just rode that meteor right out into the andromeda galaxy sunset, never to be seen again! Yee Haw!

So sad those tiny jurassic arms can't show the full beauty of your face darling dinosaur. Your stumpy arms and extinction will keep you from spreading your joy on Instagram, I feel you cold blooded beauty.

So sad those tiny jurassic arms can't show the full beauty of your face darling dinosaur. Your stumpy arms and extinction will keep you from spreading your joy on Instagram, I feel you cold blooded beauty.

tell people if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the Tardis can translate you stupidity.

tell people if they don't know anything about Doctor Who they need to get out of here because a sci fi nerd like you wants nothing to do with those dummies who aren't deep into the fandom. If you can't tell which incarnation of the doctor is which you need to shut up because not even the Tardis can translate you stupidity.

of course it's not because they have short stubby arms and giant heads! ... It's because they're dead. Also, they would probably eat you... just sayin.

Get out your green and get your St. Patrick's drinking on! This funny St. Patty's design features the text "You Can Find Me In Da Pub" for your St. Paddy's, Irish pride celebration! Perfect for St. Patty's Day parties, St. Patricks jokes, St. Paddy's Day jokes, Irish pride, celtic life and partying!

Get out your green and get your St. Patrick's drinking on! This funny St. Patty's design features the text "You Can Find Me In Da Pub" for your St. Paddy's, Irish pride celebration! Perfect for St. Patty's Day parties, St. Patricks jokes, St. Paddy's Day jokes, Irish pride, celtic life and partying!

Get out your green and get your St. Patrick's drinking on! This funny St. Patty's design features the text "You Can Find Me In Da Pub" for your St. Paddy's, Irish pride celebration! Perfect for St. Patty's Day parties, St. Patricks jokes, St. Paddy's Day jokes, Irish pride, celtic life and partying!

T-Rex loves leg day and so should you! Channel your inner dinosaur and squat heavy on leg day with this funny, leg day workout, gym humor, fitness t-shirt! Now get to the gym and work out those legs like a T-Rex!

T-Rex loves leg day and so should you! Channel your inner dinosaur and squat heavy on leg day with this funny, leg day workout, gym humor, fitness t-shirt! Now get to the gym and work out those legs like a T-Rex!

T-Rex loves leg day and so should you! Channel your inner dinosaur and squat heavy on leg day with this funny, leg day workout, gym humor, fitness t-shirt! Now get to the gym and work out those legs like a T-Rex!

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"Quoth the Raven: Nevermore" said the infamous bird in Edgar Allan Poe's iconic poem, and this t-shirt serves as a tribute to the dark and mysterious world of the author himself. The illustration of a raven featured on the shirt adds to its eerie and mystifying charm, daring the wearer to embrace their inner darkness and indulge in the literary world that Poe once created through his poignant and chilling tales. This t-shirt is a must-have for any true fan of Edgar Allan Poe's literature, and for those individuals who prefer style with a hint of gothic glamour. With a bold statement printed on the front, this tee serves as a conversation starter for those who wish to immerse themselves in the world of supernatural and the macabre. Whether you wear it to a literary festival, a casual outing with friends, or even to bed as you read his haunting tales, this t-shirt is the perfect fit for anyone who appreciates Poe's legacy and the mysterious tome of the raven. nevermore raven t-shirt edgar allen poe gothic dark literature poetry art graphic design clothing apparel fashion style trendy unique statement gift halloween fall.

Give me all that gay yuletide, that's all I want. Show off your Christmas queer, I mean cheer with this, "All I Want For Christmas Is That Gay Sh*t" LGBTQ Christmas design! Perfect for being gay, loving that gay shit, and celebrating the holidays!

Give me all that gay yuletide, that's all I want. Show off your Christmas queer, I mean cheer with this, "All I Want For Christmas Is That Gay Sh*t" LGBTQ Christmas design! Perfect for being gay, loving that gay shit, and celebrating the holidays!

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved childhood super store.

The Original Red Ranger.

In Mom's D and D campaign, she is the one who deals out the alignments of laws and chaos! Show off your love for your Mom this Mother's day with this funny, nerdy, Lawful Mom, Dungeons and Dragons Parody Mother's day shirt!

Sometimes winter just won't go away and that's really how it is starting to feel. It's still cold out and I hate every part of that icey frost that has me in its grasp. So for now I'll bundle up, be warm and wait as patiently as I can. Maybe I'll write a poem and it'd go "Shit! It's cold" or I can just wait and let this winter themed shirt do that for me!

This absolute angel is radiating some lawfully good energy! Show off your lawful good vibes with this cute and angelic shirt design.

Show the world you've forever had a zero bullshit tolerance policy and never had the patience to deal with anything with this funny baby one piece that says " I'm too old for this shit". This funny sassy design is perfect for baby showers with a sense of humor and parents looking to raise a sassy sass bucket child who doesn't take any bullshit!

Santa Jaws doesn't need chimneys, he breaks walls with cretaceous strength! To deliver gifts to the good and eat the bad! Celebrate the holiday with a dinosaur themed twist this year with this fun pun design featuring a Tyrannosaurus Rex in an adorable santa hat with a present!

Santa Jaws doesn't need chimneys, he breaks walls with cretaceous strength! To deliver gifts to the good and eat the bad! Celebrate the holiday with a dinosaur themed twist this year with this fun pun design featuring a Tyrannosaurus Rex in an adorable santa hat with a present!

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of course it's not because they have short stubby arms and giant heads! ... It's because they're dead. Also, they would probably eat you... just sayin.

This is real life. Rainbows, magic, and unicorns forever. I know it can happen if I believe enough.