You Can T Spell Depression Without Penis Sassy Pins

Let's face it, we all need the sun in order to survive, because who else will provide us all the vitamin D and kisses on our skin?

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically, I'm hella depressed - but at least I have a sick sort of self deprecating sense of humor. Right?

This funny, inspirational design features a shooting star and the words You can Even and is perfect for finding the strength to even! This design is ideal for people who are tired of hearing people say I can't even when confronted with the smallest headaches or inconveniences. Share your strength with this design. Perfect for school, college, the coffee shop, university, or just hanging out with friends.

Not without my coffee. Show you're not going anywhere without a caffeinated beverage. This java-inspired design is perfect for coffee and latte lovers.

I am stressed, depressed and fall obsessed, so give me a pumpkin spice latte and a big scarf please! Show off your stress levels and your love for fall with this sassy and funny, fall lovers design!

2020 Can Suck It, suck this angry kawaii lollipop 2020, cuz she'll bit you back! 2020 did us humans dirty, show off your strong dislike for the definitely not kawaii rollercoaster that is 2020. cute.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

We Can Both Be Pricks Sometimes. We can prick people, sting em, stick em, but at least we can pricks together. We besties.

Looking for a way to flex your sassiness without saying a word? Look no further than the "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" pin! Featuring a bold, badass goose holding a bat, this pin is the perfect accessory for any animal lover with a fierce streak. Whether you're feeling a little irritable or just want to make a statement, this pin lets the world know that you're not one to be messed with. Pin it to your backpack, jacket, or hat for an instantly cool look that's equal parts adorable and intimidating. So if you're ready to show off your attitude and stand out from the crowd, pick up the "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" pin today!

Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?

Do I have to spell it out for you? Hex off! Ride off into the moonlit night and say "ef off" to the haters with this funny witchy design!

I Really Can Not Even With These Bitches Lately. I can't. Show off your introvert swag with this graffiti design!

You're just a sensitive cookie trying to make it gourmet. Show off your love of the BA test kitchen angel, Claire, and being somewhat fragile sometimes with this, "I Want You To Know I Can Accept Zero Criticism Right Now" Claire Saffitz quote.

Well... at least it's not a nat1, right? You can at least say you tried! You got pretty close, but you aren't a COMPLETE failure!

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the pun, "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food puns, and holiday humor!

You can be a sparkling dream horse AND a stabby shank stallion at the same time, you know. Be ethereal AND real with this funny stabby unicorn design!

I may be short and stocky, but trust I can pug you up. Show off your sassy pug style with this, "Short & Stocky But Will Fight You" pug design! Perfect for loving pugs, feeling sassy and short!

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

Cute But Will Stab You, fillet you like a fish, whatever, if you so much as TOUCH ME. Y'all know cats do not mess around - they're feisty.

You're kitten on my last nerve so fluff you! Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny, "Fluff You" kitten design with a cat flippin' the bird.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

I'm a mermaid who's about to stab you with my merblade! This design is perfect for those real life out there who are a tad on the sassy side! Warn your enemies not to mess with you, make them aware of your fury!

Leave me alone, I will dog walk you. Channel your Cardi B with this, "I Will Dog Walk You" insult design! Perfect for showing the haters who is boss, being left alone, and throwing that shade!

If the devil herself appeared in front of you, would you give in to her temptations? Go ahead and rock this retro inspired design of this underworld queen!

Don't hiss me off bud, I'll bite ya good! If you ain't nothing to ef with this funny, sassy snake design is for you!

Don't mess with me cuz, "I Will Pug You Up" with this funny pug design. Perfect for pug lovers, pug quotes, pug humor, feeling sassy, and being left alone!

Mess With The Pork You Get The Chop! Go vegetarian, or face the CHOPPPING BLOCK. This piggy is gonna fly... it's little piggy fist in your face!