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Poems might not be your expertise, but there are two thing that you are great at: drinking and not caring. If those are your best qualities than this Roses Are Red shirt if perfect for you.

Poems might not be your expertise, but there are two thing that you are great at: drinking and not caring. If those are your best qualities than this Roses Are Red shirt if perfect for you.

Here's something new. Violets are violet. Not F***ing blue. Seriously, that poem doesn't even make sense.

Roses are red tacos are enjoyable stop blaming Mexicans because you're unemployable. Show your support of Mexican workers with this design.

Roses are Grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog. But that fact aside, it's all about perception.

Roses are red, pickles are green. I like your legs and all that's between. Honestly, if your pickle is green I don't think anyone's going to want to get between your legs.

Introducing the Roses Are Red Taco Poem t-shirt! Be bold and wear your love for both roses and tacos on your sleeve (or chest, in this case). This clever design is perfect for those who love witty wordplay and want to make a statement without saying a word. Whether you're trying to drop a hint to your crush or simply love everything about tacos, this shirt is a must-have. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to receive a taco as a sign of affection? With this shirt, you're sure to have all the taco-lovers out there turning their heads and giving you a high five. So, don't wait any longer and add this playful and flirty t-shirt to your collection today!

Roses are red tacos are enjoyable stop blaming Mexicans because you're unemployable. Show your support of Mexican workers with this design.

Show off your love of wine and poetry with this hilarious, drunk humor, fake Shakespeare quote, "Roses Are Red" parody shirt! Let the world know how much you know about wine and literature with this goofy design! Wow Shakespeare was amazing.

Show off your love of wine and poetry with this hilarious, drunk humor, fake Shakespeare quote, "Roses Are Red" parody shirt! Let the world know how much you know about wine and literature with this goofy design!

What a beautiful poem for an up and coming date with someone of a strong conviction and say you are not here to smile at someone else's command. Don't change for anyone- be yourself as a strong feminist and go getter who doesn't compromise.

What a beautiful poem for an up and coming date with someone of a strong conviction and say you are not here to smile at someone else's command. Don't change for anyone- be yourself as a strong feminist and go getter who doesn't compromise.

Introducing this bold and empowering tee with the cheeky phrase "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit." This design is perfect for those who are not afraid to stand up for themselves and demand respect. Whether you're a witchy, occult, or goth kid, or just someone who appreciates a clever poem parody, this tee is sure to turn heads. Don't be afraid to make a statement! Wear it to show off your poetic fierceness and your commitment to doing no harm while taking no shit. With this tee, you'll feel like the ultimate badass, ready to take on anything that comes your way. So go ahead, channel your inner witch and seize the day in style! This tee makes for a perfect gift for the fierce and enigmatic people you admire- a true statement piece for any collection. Don't just take our word for it, get it and rock it now!

Roses are red, violets are blue, oh wait no they're not, the onus is all on you! If you can't keep plants for the life of you, everything you touch dies, you forget to water your plants, and your plants do nothing but leaf you, this funny gardening t shirt is for you! Perfect for aspiring plant fans who can't seem to get anything right and have given up on that crispy cactus and wilted looking lily.

Roses are red, violets are blue, oh wait no they're not, the onus is all on you! If you can't keep plants for the life of you, everything you touch dies, you forget to water your plants, and your plants do nothing but leaf you, this funny gardening t shirt is for you! Perfect for aspiring plant fans who can't seem to get anything right and have given up on that crispy cactus and wilted looking lily.

"Are you a self-proclaimed plant killer? Don't worry, you're not alone! Introducing our 'Roses are Dead Violets are Dead I'm a Bad Gardener' t-shirt, the perfect outfit for those who have a brown thumb rather than a green one. Whether you forget to water your plants or simply can't keep them alive, this shirt is a hilarious nod to your lack of botanical skills. With its witty design, this t-shirt is perfect for plant enthusiasts who love a good laugh, and it is the ultimate conversation starter at a garden party. So why not embrace your lack of gardening talents and wear it with pride? Grab this funny t-shirt and show off your terrible gardening skills in style.

Roses are red. It's hard to rhyme shit. Memes are my only escape from this current political climate. Show that the battle for democracy is grinding you down but at least you will always have memes. Memes don't ask questions. Memes don't judge. politics roses are red meme internet humor poem rhyme joke jokes.

Introducing the ultimate t-shirt for those who are tired of trying to make sense of the world. Our "Roses Are Red, It's Hard to Rhyme Shit" tee is perfect for anyone who is feeling the weight of this current political climate. The witty phrase on the front of the shirt embodies the struggle of trying to find a rhyme for a word that just doesn't make sense. It's a reminder that sometimes life doesn't make sense, and that's ok. In a world where we're bombarded with opinions, debates, and judgments, this shirt serves as a beacon of hope. So take a break from the madness and slip into something that reminds you that memes will always be there to provide a little bit of laughter and joy. Get your hands on our "Roses Are Red, It's Hard to Rhyme Shit" tee today and show the world that you're a force to be reckoned with, with or without a rhyme.

Roses are red violets are blue they don't think it be like it is but it do. Show that you are a true poet with this roses are red and meme parody mash-up design.

Roses are red violets are blue they don't think it be like it is but it do. Show that you are a true poet with this roses are red and meme parody mash-up design.

Roses are red, y'all are just haters, was feeling cute, might delete later. Show your love for bad poetry and selfie inspired memes with this funny design.

Roses are red, y'all are just haters, was feeling cute, might delete later. Show your love for bad poetry and selfie inspired memes with this funny design.

Roses are red, violets are blue, go to the gym you moron! Be blunt with this funny motivational, no brainer, non-poem about just getting yourself to the gym already!

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Show off your asexual pride with this LGBT+ inspired, ace and proud, roses are red parody shirt! Show off your asexual pride with this ace flag design!

Show off your asexual pride with this LGBT+ inspired, ace and proud, roses are red parody shirt! Let the world know that asexuals are real and valid and you are proud to be part of the community!

This apathetic and awkward romance shirt reads, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Still Single So There's That" and is the perfect way to show people that you're not only single, but also really bad at poetry... maybe there's a connection there somewhere. Grab this hilarious design and be proud of your awkwardness!

This apathetic and awkward romance shirt reads, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Still Single So There's That" and is the perfect way to show people that you're not only single, but also really bad at poetry... maybe there's a connection there somewhere. Grab this hilarious design and be proud of your awkwardness!

This apathetic and awkward romance shirt reads, "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Still Single So There's That" and is the perfect way to show people that you're not only single, but also really bad at poetry... maybe there's a connection there somewhere. Grab this hilarious design and be proud of your awkwardness!

Step up your witchy game with this bold and poetic pullover. The "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" design is not your average nursery rhyme--it's a mantra for badass witches who know how to keep it classy while standing their ground. Whether you're into seances, reading tarot, or just keeping the positive vibes flowing, this pullover is for you. The striking design features bold white lettering on a dark background, making it perfect for any style or occasion. Wear it to your coven meetings, protests, or just as an everyday reminder that you can be both gentle and fierce. Made from high-quality materials, this pullover will keep you comfortable and looking sharp while manifesting your inner power. So, slip it on and get ready to slay, because when it comes to doing no harm but taking no shit--you are the queen.