Housing Socks

Harry's Hoe, I mean House, I mean both... show off your love and support for Harry Styles with this album inspired design! Be a hoe for Harry, we all are! The "us" is crossed out, and we know what that means.

There's Merlots in This House, There's Merlots in This House, yeah, yeah you F***ing with some wine and pinot! A tipsy twist on the WAP anthem, perfect for those out there who are only a hoe for a good merlot!

A house is not a home till we've filled it with leafy green house plants and crystals. Whether you're into witchcraft, chakras, meditation, or just plants, this is the perfect boho Art Nouveau design to complete your look!

There's some snow on this house! Show off you love of gingerbread and WAP with this winter ass parody! Perfect for loving Christmas, gingerbread, snow, winter, WAP parodies, and song lyrics.

There's som ho,ho,hos in this house! Get ready to twerk for Santa with this funny hip-hop Christmas parody design. Perfect for the holidays.

I hath said, c'rtifi'd freak seven days a week, Wet-ass prose maketh yond pull-out game weak, woo! Nerd out about Billy Shakes with this funny parody design!

Flowers, Fairies, Mushrooms, oh my! This cute and cottagecore pattern features a delicate mushroom topped fairy cottage and some other spores and flora. Perfect for those magical cottage vibes and those with a whimsical imagination!

There's Some Spores in this House, There's Some Spores in this House! There are some spores in this house, but also, this is a mushroom fairy cottage, so the spore is the house. This design parodies the infamous WAP song with a magical and whimsical twist, perfect for cottagecore queens and funny fairies!

In this house we talk about Bruno! Show of your support for magical, musical movies with this fun, "In This House" parody design.

In this house we believe in Bigfoot, Unicorns, Mothman and Mermaids. Nessie, Witches, Ghosts and Aliens! And any other magical creatures that exist! Show off your love for mythological and magical creatures with this design!

Show off your progressive and open-minded world view with these non-binary inspired, transgender pronouns, doodle house drawing socks! Everyone should respect other people's pronouns!

It's hard out here living in inflation. Well, since you can't afford a house at the moment, might as well make the most of it and get some merch.

Check out these cute cartoon plants! Succulents don't need too much attention, but they do need love! Show off your love for these adorable house plants!

I may be pagan, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a "heathen" against house plants?! Whether you be witchy, or more satanic, pagans are the best parents!

Are you feeling overwhelmed and a little bit sassy? Say it loud and proud with our Stressed Opossum socks! These socks are perfect for when you're feeling like a screaming opossum and need some space to deal with life's stressors. With its quirky and funny design, these socks are not only functional but also a conversation starter. Show off your love for possum memes and possum jokes while still managing to look stylish. Whether you're a fan of these adorable little critters or just love making a statement with your fashion choices, our Stressed Opossum socks are the perfect addition to your sock drawer. Wear them around the house or out and about to let everyone know that you're not to be messed with! So, go ahead and slip these socks on, take a deep breath, and let yourself unwind you deserve it.

If I die water my plants. Show that you hope your plants have long fulfilling lives even after you're gone with this funny, morbid plant lovers design.

It's do it yourself or die trying, right? I mean, depending on the project, death might be a possibility. Make home renovations, repairs, and do projects yourself with this inspirational floral design, perfect for D.I.Y.ers!

Who needs house plants when you can have mouse plants!? Water them, shower them with attention, give them a little cheese - you know, the normal plant stuff.

Emotionally Available Only For Plants. People? Oh don't get me started on those.

If you ALWAYS need some greenery in your space, and treat your plants like pets, then you're likely an earth sign, and a witch too. Your connection to nature is strong!

Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions, they're your family!

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Do You Name Your Plants or Are You Normal? SCREW NORMAL! If you don't name your plants -- you're weird! Take pride in naming your plants with this houseplant filled design! monstera plant monstera houseplants plant owner plant gifts plant lover plant parent plant love plants gardening naming house plants house plants plant names naming plants do you name your plants or are you normal?

There's some hoes in the house, and by hoes I mean gardening hoes and by house I mean greenhouse! Show off your love for gardening with these funny, gardening WAP parody socks!

Staying home for the holidays! This Christmas might be a little different for some folks staying home, but show your support for each other from a safe distance with this, "Home For The Holidays" gingerbread house design!

"Claps in Nancy Pelosi". Clap like the sassy, speaker of the house and be as sassy as you please as you patronize 45 with these funny, sarcastic, clapping, badass Nancy Pelosi socks.

But...just one more won't hurt! Show off being a proud plant parent with this funny, "I Would Buy More Plants But My Home Is Chlorophylled" plant lover design!

This funny gardening pair of socks is perfect for plant lovers who can't get enough, because gardening is cheaper than therapy. Who needs people when you have plants? This plant pair of socks is great for fans of gardening gifts, plant socks and house plant gifts.

I just want to pick apples, drink apple cider, go to corn mazes and respect gender pronouns. You know fall stuff. You can still be festive in fall and respect gender pronouns with this fall season LGBTQIA friendly autumn shirt.

Plant Hoarding Earth Sign - if you ALWAYS need some greenery in your space, and treat your plants like pets, then you're likely an earth sign. Your connection to nature is strong!