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False Self Care Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 207 False Self Care Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Self Care Is Groovy Greeting Card

Self Care Is Groovy Greeting Card

Self care is super groovy dude! Treat yourself to some far out self care with this groovy, smiley, mushroom self care design.

Self-Care Is My Valentine Greeting Card

Self-Care Is My Valentine Greeting Card

My Valentine is me and i'm gonna take care of myself this year! Self-care is my valentine! Take care of yourself and practice self love this year with this cute, self-care, self-love Valentine'd day card! Be your own Valentine and love yourself baby!

Self-Care Isn't Shellfish Greeting Card

Self-Care Isn't Shellfish Greeting Card

Self-Care isn't shellfish, in fact it's what oysters do to create pearls! Take care of yourself with this cute, positive and uplifting, groovy and nautical, self-care design.

Self-Care Queen Greeting Card

Self-Care Queen Greeting Card

Self-care Queen! Show that you are the Queen of Self-care with this design featuring an illustration of a cat taking a tongue bath.

Self-Care Cat Greeting Card

Self-Care Cat Greeting Card

Self-care Queen! Show that you are the Queen of Self-care with this design featuring an illustration of a cat licking their butthole.

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Caring For Myself Is Not Self-Indulgence It Is Self Preservation Audre Lorde Quote Greeting Card

Audre Lorde was many wonderful things, as a self proclaimed "black, lesbian, mother, warrior, poet, ". She was a leader in civil rights, feminist, classism and lesbianism activism. Show off your love for this iconic woman and celebrate Audre Lorde's Legacy by gifting this iconic quote, pride greeting card design.

Self Pardnered Greeting Card

Self Pardnered Greeting Card

I consider myself, self partnered this Valentine's season! Show off your love for yourself this Valentine's day with this cute and country, self partnered, yee-haw valentines day card! cowboy valentine valentines day gifts singles gifts single life.

Sssself-Care Snake Greeting Card

Sssself-Care Snake Greeting Card

Take care of yoursssself as best you can! This self-care snake features an illustration of a cozy snake in a blanket with some green tea and leafy plants, with a, "Sssself-Care" snake pun above.

I'm On A Self Preservation Staycation Greeting Card

I'm On A Self Preservation Staycation Greeting Card

I don't think of it as quarantine, I think of it as a self preservation, staycation. Stay inside, take care of yourself and others while doing so and celebrate your staycation with this funny, sassy, quarantine greeting card.

I Can Take Care of Myself Greeting Card

I Can Take Care of Myself Greeting Card

I can take care of myself because self love and care is groovy! Show off your self care and love practices with this smiley, groovy design.

Take Care Of Yourself Greeting Card

Take Care Of Yourself Greeting Card

Show off your love of...YOURSELF with this self care, plant lover's greeting card! Let the world know that self care is the most important thing ever!

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf. Look out for your star player and show yourself some self-love with this hermit crab pun inspired design.

Ratical Self Love Greeting Card

Ratical Self Love Greeting Card

Practice RATICAL self love with this adorable rat loving themselves! Featuring the text, "Ratical Self Love" for loving rat puns and yourself!

A Little Self Gin-Dulgence Never Hurt Anyone Greeting Card

A Little Self Gin-Dulgence Never Hurt Anyone Greeting Card

Go ahead, treat yo-self! Be self absorbed for a little while, drink till your heart's content. A little gin never hurt anyone!

Elf Care Day Greeting Card

Elf Care Day Greeting Card

Take an extended rest and restore some spell slots with this cute pastel design featuring an elf wizard chilling out with her cat familiar in an inn with plants and other magical items between quests!

Love Yourself Love Yourself Love Yourself Kat Parody Greeting Card

Love Yourself Love Yourself Love Yourself Kat Parody Greeting Card

You have to love yourself! Love yourself! Love yourself! Love yourself! Poke fun at the false self care and toxic positivity that comes with social media culture with this parody design.

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

Boat hair don't care Greeting Card

Boat hair don't care Greeting Card

Boat hair don't care. Get ready for those sweet summer boat rides with this design featuring an illustration of an anchor and the phrase "Boat Hair Don't Care.

Normalize Caring About Other People Greeting Card

Normalize Caring About Other People Greeting Card

Can't emphasis it enough - Normalize Caring About Other People! Show that we need to normalize compassion and empathy for others with this positivity design.

Take Care of Each Other Flowers Greeting Card

Take Care of Each Other Flowers Greeting Card

Bloom kindness and compassion with this, "Take Care of Each Other" floral design. Encouraging others to love, be kind, and inspire community care.

Take Care of Your Buds Greeting Card

Take Care of Your Buds Greeting Card

It's important to take care of your buds! Take care of your buds both human and plant-like and check up on your friends by gifting them this cute and funny, plant, buds, bff greeting card!

I Really Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

I Really Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

Show your buddy that you really don't care with this funny and ironic, cat lover's, sassy humor greeting card! Finally you can really let your friends know how little you actually care about them!

I Cared About Climate Change Greeting Card

I Cared About Climate Change Greeting Card

I Cared About Climate Change Before It Was Hot. Show your love of memes and puns with this funny hipster inspired design.

Oops I Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

Oops I Don't Care Cat Greeting Card

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired greeting card! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and let everyone know that you just don't care!

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody cares about your workout routine. Show that you couldn't give less of a crap about other peoples fitness with this funny, sassy design.

You're The Only Human I Care About Greeting Card

You're The Only Human I Care About Greeting Card

Show off your hardcore love and devotion to extraterrestrial life forms with this alien believing, outer space loving, alien greeting card! Let your friends know that you are not only an alien, but that they are the only human on this planet that you care about!

Careful I'm Fragile Gingerbread Man Greeting Card

Careful I'm Fragile Gingerbread Man Greeting Card

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this super cute and funny, Christmas inspired, holiday themed, sensitive and fragile gingerbread man greeting card! Let Santa know you could use a few extra presents this year because you're a very sensitive little cookie ready to crumble at any second.

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I Care About Are Open Floor Plans and Like Two People Greeting Card

All I care about are open floor plans and like two people. Show you live for home renovation with this home and garden inspired design.

I Don't Know How To Explain That You Should Care About Other People Greeting Card

I Don't Know How To Explain That You Should Care About Other People Greeting Card

I really don't! Show that you're wanting the world to be a more compassionate and understanding place with this, "I Don't Know How To Explain That You Should Care About Other People" lettering design, inspired by the article headline in Huffpost.

Who Cares If You're Alone-y Just Eat Some Macaroni Greeting Card

Who Cares If You're Alone-y Just Eat Some Macaroni Greeting Card

This macaroni card is for mac and cheese lovers everywhere because there is no food more perfect that macaroni and cheese. Featuring the funny food quote, "Who cares if you're alone-y just eat some macaroni." This valentines day card is perfect for anyone who is fans of food, macaroni, mac and cheese, junk food, food jokes and food quotes.

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