Witty Hooded Sweatshirts

Stars Hollow High School Alumni!

Stars Hollow High School Alumni!

Best friends turn into best bitches that turn into best witches for the haunted holiday season. Celebrate halloween with your besty this year with this funny witty creepy design!

Best friends turn into best bitches that turn into best witches for the haunted holiday season. Celebrate halloween with your besty this year with this funny witty creepy design!

Why yes, I speak fluent sarcasm! Being sarcastic is like second nature to me. I sometimes prefer sarcasm over normal communication, get this design if you also feel the same!

Why yes, I speak fluent sarcasm! Being sarcastic is like second nature to me. I sometimes prefer sarcasm over normal communication, get this design if you also feel the same!

Why yes, I speak fluent sarcasm! Being sarcastic is like second nature to me. I sometimes prefer sarcasm over normal communication, get this design if you also feel the same!

I just got my degree in crippling debt! If you're a recent grad out to party with some witty student loan jokes, this graduation design is perfect for you!

I just got my degree in crippling debt! If you're a recent grad out to party with some witty student loan jokes, this graduation design is perfect for you!

I just got my degree in crippling debt! If you're a recent grad out to party with some witty student loan jokes, this graduation design is perfect for you!

Need a reason to frustrate your friends or strangers with something that could potentially be eating at them all day? Some people will get this joke a lot faster than others.

Need a reason to frustrate your friends or strangers with something that could potentially be eating at them all day? Some people will get this joke a lot faster than others.

F*** Running--oh wait, I mean Ruck Funning. Fitness is great and all, but sometimes you just wanna say "F*** it". And now you can without offending anyone with this witty and slightly dyslexic shirt.

I'm not really that good at advice...may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? It might not be helpful, but you'll get to witness the sharp edge of my cunning wit firsthand.

I'm not really that good at advice...may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? It might not be helpful, but you'll get to witness the sharp edge of my cunning wit firsthand.

I am sarcastic, because punching people is frowned upon. My biting, cunning wit is my blade, you'd better beware my words because I will CUT you.

Show that you are a master of puns with this witty design that reads "It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Introducing our one-of-a-kind t-shirt, designed especially for the gamers and geeks out there who are proud to embrace their NPC status. With our "Don't Mind Me I'm Just A NPC" t-shirt, you can confidently join the ranks of the non-player characters with a simple and witty statement. This shirt encapsulates the essence of those background characters who make games come alive, reminding everyone that even though they may not be the hero, they play a crucial role in creating an immersive gaming experience. The design features a bold and playful font, ensuring that your NPC status won't go unnoticed. It's perfect for casual outings or gaming conventions, where like-minded individuals will appreciate your witty sense of humor. Wear it proudly to celebrate your love for video games or use it as a conversation starter among fellow gamers. This t-shirt is the ultimate homage to the NPCs who often go unnoticed but are an integral part of every gaming world. So, go ahead, grab this unique shirt and let the world know that you're just an NPC, doing your thing in this grand game called life.

Introducing our newest addition to the collection - the "I Put The Fun In Funeral" t-shirt! This shirt is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor who isn't afraid to embrace it. Stand out at a funeral or wear it to a Halloween party, this shirt is versatile and sure to get a reaction out of anyone who sees it. The design features bold white letters on a black background with a playful font that reflects the message of the shirt. The "I Put The Fun In Funeral" t-shirt is a great gift for anyone who loves to make light of tough situations and inject some laughter into their day. Whether you're looking to make a statement or simply show off your love for dark humor, this t-shirt is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Order now and join the fun!

Introducing our newest t-shirt design that's sure to add some attitude to your wardrobe! The quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" is emblazoned on the front, reminding you to stay sharp and witty throughout the day. Whether you're a master of sass or looking to up your insult game, this feminist-flavored t-shirt has got you covered. This badass quote is often attributed to Dorothy Parker or Oscar Levant, but it's clear that whoever said it was a force to be reckoned with. Rock this inspirational floral shirt and watch as you become the clever comeback queen or king of your crew. Trust us, you'll be the talk of every party or gathering you attend! So snag one today and get ready to bring some serious wit and wisdom to your everyday.

Get ready to show off your pride with our Fueled By THC & Homosexuality Tee! This unbeatable combination of two of life's greatest pleasures is bound to get you through even the toughest times. Packed with a punch of wittiness and humor, this weed-inspired LGBT design is perfect for anyone who loves to live life to the fullest. Whether you're blazing up with friends or channeling your inner fabulousness, this tee is sure to get you noticed. With its bold message and unapologetic attitude, it's the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Make a statement, spark a conversation, and show off your unique style with our Fueled By THC & Homosexuality tee. Grab one today and get ready to shine!

Looking for a t-shirt that's both cute and witty? Look no further than our Toed Derpy toad shirt! This little guy is all about living life to the fullest -- sitting on shrooms, munching on flies, and generally being the most chill amphibian around. But don't be fooled by his laid-back demeanor -- this toad is sharp as a tack and always ready with a clever quip or witty observation. Whether you're a fan of cute creatures or simply looking for a shirt that's sure to turn heads, our Toed Derpy toad tee is guaranteed to be a hit. So why wait? Snag yours today and start spreading the humor and joy that only Toed can bring!

Dive into humor with the refreshingly pun-tastic Dillphin t-shirt! The perfect blend of oceanic and edible elements, this unique tee features a quirky creature that defies the conventional classification of marine life. Catch your friends off guard with this cleverly crafted design that will have them questioning their senses. Is it a dolphin or a pickle? No! It's a Dillphin, the pickle-loving mammal that brings laughter to every party. The playful imagery and witty wording make this shirt a must-have addition to any pun-loving individual's collection. So get ready to be the center of attention and showcase your witty personality with the one and only Dillphin t-shirt. It's not just a tee, it's a statement!

Looking for a clever way to show off your love for puns? Look no further than our Shrubstitute Teacher t-shirt! Featuring a witty play on words and an adorable cartoon graphic of a wise old shrub, this shirt is the perfect gift for any teacher, gardener, or pun enthusiast in your life. Whether you're wearing it to school, work, or just around town, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. So why settle for a boring old t-shirt when you can have a Shrubstitute Teacher shirt that is both witty and stylish? Order yours today and let your sense of humor bloom!

Get into the holiday spirit and elevate your Christmas outfit with this hilarious t-shirt. Our "I Love (Christmas) Balls" design is perfect for the sassy and stylish you! Whether you're designing the perfect tree or just love the festive vibe of this time of year, you'll love wearing this cute and fun shirt. With its witty and tongue-in-cheek slogan, everyone will know that you're a true ball-lover! This t-shirt also makes a great gift for your friends and family who share your love for the holidays - they will love its clever and playful design. So, get ready to rock this witty and humorous piece of fashion and spread some holiday cheer with your sassy and chic style!

Step into the world of grammar and humor with our witty t-shirt design, "The Past, Present, and the Future Walked into a Bar. It Was Tense." A delightful play on words that will have English lovers grinning from ear to ear, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate clever language and clever humor. Whether it's a gift for a grammar-obsessed friend or a humorous addition to your wardrobe, this design will be a hit. Featuring an entertaining bar scene, this t-shirt is sure to spark conversations and get laughs. So, keep your grammar game strong and your wardrobe on point with this clever t-shirt design. Order now and join the ranks of stylish, witty grammarians everywhere!

Introducing our famous t-shirt, "Ask Not For Whom The Cat Meows, It Meows For Thee". Are you a cat lover and avid reader? Then you need this shirt! With a witty twist on a classic phrase, this shirt expresses the ever-present attention-seeking behavior of our feline friends. With this shirt, you'll be the talk of the town among cat enthusiasts and bookworms alike. The design features an adorable cat with piercing eyes, beckoning you to give it attention. This shirt is perfect for casual outings, cat cafes, or even a night curled up with your favorite book and a cup of tea. Express yourself with this witty t-shirt and show the world that when it comes to cats and literature, you know what's up! Get yours now and receive plenty of compliments from fellow cat lovers everywhere!

Get ready to make a witty statement with our "I'm Not Arguing!" T-shirt. Don this shirt on days when you want to express your opinion without engaging in a bitter debate. Whether you're enjoying a cup of coffee with friends or stuck in a meeting, this shirt is the perfect way to let everyone know you're not backing down easily. With the message "I swear! I am not arguing," written in bold letters, you'll be confident in a way that commands attention without the need of confrontation. The shirt's humorous approach to controversial discussions is an effective way to show off your non-combative nature. But don't be surprised if you get into some lively conversations because this shirt is an instant conversation starter! Join the witty fun and grab our "I'm Not Arguing!" t-shirt today!

Looking for a way to make a statement and bring some laughs to your gym session? This Pacifist t-shirt breaks the boundaries of traditional pacifism with its humorous nod to boxing culture. With a witty phrase that cleverly twists the word, this t-shirt is perfect for the person who loves to make a statement. Whether you're a seasoned boxer, or just like to let your humor do the fighting, this tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. You'll love the way this shirt is comfortable and easy to wear for any workout, including high-level intense workouts like boxing or mixed martial arts. And with an eye-catching design, you're sure to get a few compliments from other gym-goers. So why not make a statement with this witty Pacifist tee? Order yours today and get ready to make your mark!

Are you a daddy with serious dad skills? Or just looking for a fun gift for your favorite daddy? Look no further than the Rated D For DADDY t-shirt. Inspired by the esrb rating system, this hilarious tee lets everyone know that you've earned that D rating with your top-notch dad bod and witty dad jokes. Perfect for family outings, playdates, or just lounging on the couch, this shirt is a must-have for any stylish dad. And who knows, maybe it'll even get you some extra brownie points with the little ones. So go ahead, embrace your daddy status with the Rated D For DADDY tee, and show the world what it means to be a true dad.