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Retro Fall Pattern Stockings

Browse our collection of 222 Retro Fall Pattern Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Live Your Best 90s Fantasy With Our Lisa Frank Inspired Designs

Cheer On Your Favorite Team This Fall With These Football Tees

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Footballs Pattern Stocking

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Keep cosy and covered with this winter theme, snowflake pattern design! Perfect for the colder months, loving snow, and seasonal social responsibility!

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

Are you ready to feal NYAstolgic?? These cats remember what it was like strutting around with a pawkman, listening to clawsettes, calling people on your mewkia, and of course the jingle "be kind, rewind" before returning your vhs to blockpawster.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

Desert Rain Frog Pattern Stocking

round, squeaky, and adorable! These little desert rain frogs may be small, but they have a huge attitude! Adorably feisty, if you're a fan of frogs, this is the product for you!

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

Potato Butts Pattern Stocking

If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.

Butt Mushroom Pattern Stocking

Butt Mushroom Pattern Stocking

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Tabletop RPG pattern Stocking

Tabletop RPG pattern Stocking

When you come to dnd night, you require all the necessities! Dice, character sheet, battle map, pizza.... What do you mean "what does pizza have to do with dnd"? You have to eat, don't you?!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

RPG Dice Pattern Stocking

RPG Dice Pattern Stocking

this lovely dice pattern is great for those tabletop gaming nerds out there! let this pattern roll it's way into your heart. Great for gaming night as well!

Tigers in Cowboy Hat Pattern Stocking

Tigers in Cowboy Hat Pattern Stocking

Tiger in Cowboy Hat Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.

Cat Butt Pattern Stocking

Cat Butt Pattern Stocking

Who doesn't love a cute cat pattern? And even better, a funny Cat Butt pattern. Show off your love for cats and funny patterns in your trendy home with this cute cat pillow. Perfect for any cat lover in your life!

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

Black On White Potions Pattern Stocking

Black On White Potions Pattern Stocking

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this goth black and white potions pattern, with a few crystals sprinkled in. Perfect for you local witch.

Space Shark Pattern Stocking

Space Shark Pattern Stocking

They're killer sharks from outer space!! Aliens, eat your heart out... before the space sharks do! What planet will they be invading next??

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Rainbow Dreidel Pattern Stocking

Rainbow Dreidel Pattern Stocking

Are you gay AND Jewish?! Win, win! Celebrate your sexuality with this colorful pattern.

Ace Pride Pattern Stocking

Ace Pride Pattern Stocking

Show off your asexual pride with this ace pride pattern! Rock your asexual pride with this ace symbol and asexual flag colored ace pride patterned protective face mask cover.

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