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Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
I'm "H" Word Blanket
I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
Oh My Goth Blanket
It may not be as traditionally occult as a ouija board, but who doesn't love classic horror movie slime letters? Appreciating and showing off your goth lifestyle, whether it's classic or pastel, is super cool and easy with this cute pastel slime goth blanket!
Skree Haw Blanket
SKREEEEEE HAWWWWW! Get batty with this southern inspired totally pastel goth bat friend!
Magical Girl Goose Blanket
*honks in magical girl aesthetic* Show your love for pastels, goose memes and magical girl aesthetics with this pretty, pastel goose!
Sugar Witch's Labyrinth Blanket
This pastel candy blanket is a colorful fantasy landscape full of magic, crystals, monarch butterflies, mushrooms, dessert and a lonely statute. This cute pastel tote is perfect for fans of landscape art, fantasy blanket, candy, magical girl art, anime, pastel goth, kawaii blanket and butterfly blanket.
Cute Intestines Blanket
Spooky scary cute! This squishy intestine blanket is a must have for anyone who's looking to dress up their bedroom, living room, or dorm room for halloween!
(Magical Girl) Strength Tarot Card Blanket
Find your strength in your femininity with this pastel magical girl tarot card for Strength. A tarot card shirt will make you feel powerful and pink, with your adorable pastel goth lolita outfit and your lion head hammer. Magical girls and witchy occult girls unite!
Ride or Die - Grim Reaper and Unicorn Blanket
In life, it's either ride or die. For anyone who feels kawaii as f*ck but also feels like death simultaneously, this pastel goth design will probably speak to you on a spiritual level. This is perfect for fans of the pastel goth aesthetic, unicorns or the Grim Reaper.
Thug Life (Japanese Katakana) Blanket
Declare your thug life and your love for Japan with this "thug life" blanket translated into Japanese katakana. Anime and weeaboo and lolita and pastel goth fashion lovers alike can enjoy this bubble kawaii pastel design.
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Creepy Cute Tarot: The Devil Blanket
Purrraise him with this creepy and cute tarot card The Devil design! Featuring a pastel goth inspired color palette, a devil cat and some rat demons! Show off your love for tarot cards, creepy & cute aesthetic and pastel goth colors with this cute tarot card The Devil shirt design!
Magical Girl (MTV) Blanket
For fans of sailor moon, music videos and girl power, this blanket features a nostalgic music television logo with pastel charm.
Creepy Cute Tarot: Queen of Pentacles Baba Yaga Blanket
Make way for this wild witch, riding through the forest on her mortar and pestle along side her chicken footed cottage. Show off your love for folklore, witches, tarot card design and creepy cute, pastel goth aesthetics with this "Creepy Cute Tarot: Queen of Pentacles Baba Yaga" design.
Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit Blanket
Reminder I Can See Through Your Bullshit... don't test a witch, honey, we can hex.
Teen Witch Blanket
This occult blanket is for every teen witch who doesn't need for it to be Halloween to feel like a witchy creep. Pastel goths and modern witches will love this teen witch blanket, if you like pentagrams, satan, witchcraft, magic, witches, goth fashion, creepy things, eyes, upside down crosses and crescent moons.
Spooky Scary Feminists Blanket
Spooky scary feminists are here to teach you a lesson about misogyny and the patriarchy. These skull girls have fantastic pastel hairstyles and they aren't afraid to be skeletons against sexism and that they don't find your sexist jokes humerous cuz they are skella femme and proud of it.
Spooky Scary Feminists Blanket
Spooky scary feminists are here to teach you a lesson about misogyny and the patriarchy. These skull girls have fantastic pastel hairstyles and they aren't afraid to be skeletons against sexism and that they don't find your sexist jokes humerous cuz they are skella femme and proud of it.
Pink Slime Feminism Blanket
You're the baddest bitch around, and this pink slime feminist symbol embodies all the pastel, feminine 90s grunge that your soul needs to be truly healthy. Thrive, baby, thrive and smash the patriarchy.
Alpacas For Anarchy Blanket
Cute, fluffly, kawaii, cuddly alpacas and lllamas unite! Alpacas for anarchy, just because we are cute and have pretty bows and sparkly things doesn't mean we can't be subversive punks. Kawaii pastel grunge feminism for life. Be cute and tough with this kawaii alpaca punk blanket.
Impale The Patriarchy Blanket
Impale the patriarchy! Show off your hardcore feminist ideals with this adorable, cute, pastel unicorn design. Now smash that patriarchy with your mighty, majestic hoof!
Rebel Girls Will Save The World Parody Blanket
Usagi and her sailor gang are ready to rumble. Show your love of pastel punk parody of a 90's magical girl anime characters with this design.
Big Dick Stocks Blanket
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
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