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Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

Oh no! Who did this? Who did this to the poor gingerbread man? Someone needs to fess up now!

When you rise up from the dead 3 days after dramatically dying and you peace out for a long time. Awklord. Get some laughs with this funny jesus design depicting Christ shrugging awkwardly as if not sure what to do and feeling weird about it.

Although Pluto lies at the cold outer reaches of our solar system, you can still cuddle in the warmth of this Pluto blanket! Pluto may not be considered an official planet anymore, but we know that Pluto will always hold a special place in our hearts. This pillow is perfect for science lovers, especially lovers of astronomy! Show some love for everyone's favorite ex-planet!

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

Fellow asthmatics, our best friend, the inhaler, always come in clutch for us to enjoy life. What will we ever do without them? Actually, I guess we'd be dead.

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

For all beer lovers out there, let's show some appreciation towards science for it's wondrous contribution to our every day indulgences!

When we see our fellow holy sister nun go on a run, we can only wonder what sins she's done... if any.

Tough and scary on the outside, cute and uwu on the inside. Sometimes we all gotta embrace our adorable side. Go on, don't be shy this shirt is perfect for you!

Looking for a cozy pillow that'll take you on a wild and whimsical journey? Look no further than our Country Toads Take Me Home Pillow! With lyrics like "Country roads, take me home, to the place where I belong," this pillow is the perfect way to pay homage to John Denver's beloved classic. But our twist? We've swapped out the people for some cute and quirky country toads! These little guys are sure to put a smile on your face every time you see them. Use this pillow to spice up your living room decor, give your bed a pop of personality, or even sit on it while you strum your guitar and sing along to the tune that inspired it all. Take a toad-tally awesome trip home with our Country Toads Take Me Home Pillow!

aaayyyyyeee lmao more like BOY our weed! Light it up and eat some cold canned ravioli like its the best cuisine on earth with this funny pot pun!

You scream, we scream, we all scream..... aaah~! Lick up all of the punny goodness of that creamy goodness with the sprinkles on top with this ahegao ice cream tee!

Celebrate the growing genre of gay pirate media with this funny design, perfect for searching the seven seas to binge every last bit of it.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Let's face it, we all need the sun in order to survive, because who else will provide us all the vitamin D and kisses on our skin?

We've all been at the point of distress when gaming. This kawaii frog is the embodiment of our rage. If you happen to relate to this, then you should claim this frog as your own.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

A lot of people read before going to bed, the only problem we have is that we don't want to put down our books. Instead of lying to people and telling them you have insomnia or some other form of sleeping disorder, let them know you've just been up all night because you couldn't stop reading. There's no shame.

Okay so kissing the homies goodnight isn't the best idea when you need to physically distance yourself for health reasons, but you know what is? SENDING EMOJIS TO EM.