Greeble Pattern Pillows, Facemasks and more

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

Keep Calm and Greeble On! If you're not sure what "greeblies" are, I can assure you they're not aliens. Greeble or nurnie is a prominent detailing added to the surface of a larger object that makes it appear more complex, like every ship/star/object in the Star Wars films, they're know for their need to greeb.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Join Miyazaki's Totoro and friends with this cute cuddly pattern!

Step back in time with the Hippie Pride Flower Pattern tee, a design that is delightfully retro and fabulously groovy. Celebrate your LGBTQ+ pride with a flower pattern that blooms with bohemian vibes. The harmony of bright colors and intricate details in this design will bring out the hippie in you and make you want to dance like it's the summer of love all over again. No matter where you go, this playful tee will be a conversation starter, a symbol of your personality, and a way to show your support for the LGBTQ+ community. With its stunning floral pattern, this tee is the perfect way to add some fun and color to your wardrobe. Whether you're a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community, an ally, or just a fan of the hippie vibes, the Hippie Pride Flower Pattern tee is the perfect way to express your unique style and make a statement. Get ready to spread peace, love, and acceptance with this t-shirt!

Life is too short to be boring, so add a little spice to your morning routine with this cheeky Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug. Perfect for sipping on your favorite beverage, this mug screams naughty yet nice with its colorful floral genital illustrations. Representing love in all its forms and colors, this mug brings an optimistic and fun feel to any kitchen. No matter what mood you're in, it'll be hard not to smile with this mug in your hand. So whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, this mug will bring a little joy and laughter to your day. And if anyone asks about your mug, just tell them it's a subtle expression of your appreciation for art, nature, and the human body. Add some flair to your life with the Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug today!

Honk honk, am goose! Give bread and receive prize in the form of gratitude... gratitude that's just unending honking and ankle biting. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Get ready to add some cheese-tastic vibes to your feet with our all-new Cheese Pattern socks! Perfect for cheese lovers of all ages who want to add a touch of whimsy and charm to their daily look, these socks are a must-have for your sock collection. Their quirky design showcases all of your favorite cheese types, from brie to cheddar and everything in between. Whether you're relaxing at home, hitting the gym, or running errands around town, these socks will keep your feet cozy and stylish, leaving you feeling like a true cheese connoisseur. And with their high-quality material and superior comfort, you can be sure that these socks will last for many cheesy adventures to come. So if you're ready to add some fun and flair to your sock game, add our Cheese Pattern socks to your cart today and get ready to party with your toes!

Digimon are the champions! For those who are secretly a Digidestined, show your nostalgic love for the Digital Monsters with this cute pattern featuring Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon!

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of the world and screaming because you've remembered baby goats exist.

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Slip into the minimalist simple spooky night of halloween with this cute pattern featuring tombstones, coffins, candles, skulls, ghost and other cute occult symbols!

Looking for a new french toile pattern phone case? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Are you ready to feal NYAstolgic?? These cats remember what it was like strutting around with a pawkman, listening to clawsettes, calling people on your mewkia, and of course the jingle "be kind, rewind" before returning your vhs to blockpawster.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Get ready to relive your childhood memories with our Dino Nuggies Pattern tee! This T-shirt boasts a hilarious and adorable dinosaur chicken nugget design that is sure to turn heads and garner compliments. You'll feel like you're transported back in time to your favorite childhood dinner with every wear of this fun and unique tee. The colorful and playful pattern will add a pop of whimsy to your outfit, whether you're dressing up or dressing down. It's the perfect conversation starter, so get ready for people to ask you where you got your awesome tee from. The print is bold and eye-catching, showcasing your love for all things dinosaur and chicken nuggets. Made with premium materials, this tee will withstand the test of time and countless washes so you can keep wearing it for years to come. Get your Dino Nuggies Pattern tee now and join the fun!

Looking for a unique addition to your collection of cryptid merch? Look no further than our Cute Mothman Pattern mug! This quirky coffee cup is perfect for all the nerds out there with a fascination for the unknown and a love for sci-fi. The adorable and striking design featuring the mothmen is sure to spark conversations and leave your guests feeling curious. This mug is not just a statement piece for people who are into cryptozoology, but also a lasting and practical addition to your kitchenware that is great for coffee, tea, or any other hot beverage of your choice. Its sturdy build and easy-to-grip handle make it a comfortable option for everyday use. Gift it to your friend who loves cryptid stories and thrillers, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder of your interest in the mysterious. With the Cute Mothman Pattern mug, you'll not only enjoy your favorite hot drink, but also express your unique taste and interests in a fun and creative way.

Show off your sunny sunflower positivity with this cute, happy sunflower pattern! Perfect for loving flowers, plants, and florals.

A candle, crystal, wand, and potion bottle all have a particularly phallic shape in this pattern. Wizarding essentials at first glance, and then as you look, the penises just keep coming!

Who says sharks can't be cute? Celebrate sharks and Shark Week with this adorable shark pattern!

Cute Yume Nikki sweater pattern on a pink phoen case! Perfect gift for the nostalgic pixel rpg horror fan in you!