Ew Gross Sports V Neck T-Shirts

Ew Gross, Sports? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Ew Gross, Sports? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Serve and spike in style with this Love Volleyball v-neck!

Show 'em how you party with this Sippin On Sizzurp v-neck!

The perfect excuse for questionable behavior: "I Was Young." Explain away the poor decisions of your youth with this hilarious v-neck!

Life sure is hard when you hate everybody! Tell others of your plight with this sassy v-neck.

Ew Gross, Responsibilities. Adulting sucks, gone are the days of careless childhood fun.

Ew Gross, Responsibilities. Adulting sucks, gone are the days of careless childhood fun.

Ew Gross, Children. Kids are so gross, like, clean up after yourself, ya nasty.

Ew Gross, Children. Kids are so gross, like, clean up after yourself, ya nasty.

Ew Gross, The Patriarchy. You know what's not gross? Feminism, equality, and the destruction of gender norms.

Ew Gross, Mortals. What fools these mere mortals be, as an immortal creature - I do not concern myself with their filth.

Ew Gross, Mortals. What fools these mere mortals be, as an immortal creature - I do not concern myself with their filth.

Push through the pain in this awesome Every Damn Day v-neck!

Serve and spike in style with this Love Volleyball v-neck!

Sprint past the competition in style with this Baby Got Track v-neck!

Hunt those bucks in style with this Just Shoot it v-neck!

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Ew Gross, Society. Ew, people, no thanks. Society do kinda be f***ed up. Show of your goth introvert, 'don't approach me' vibes with this text design.

Ew Gross, Society. Ew, people, no thanks. Society do kinda be f***ed up. Show of your goth introvert, 'don't approach me' vibes with this text design.

Ew Gross, Christmas Music. Call it an unpopular opinion, but Christmas music sucks, can't I just play normal music? Not the same freaking 10 songs on repeat for the entirety of December?

Ew Gross, Christmas Music. Call it an unpopular opinion, but Christmas music sucks, can't I just play normal music? Not the same freaking 10 songs on repeat for the entirety of December?

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Ew Gross, Heteronormativity.... show off your cisgender and/or LGBTQIA pride with this trippy and sassy text design!

Ew Gross, Heteronormativity.... show off your cisgender and/or LGBTQIA pride with this trippy and sassy text design!

Ew gross, gender roles, get those things outta here. Show off your support for gender equality and non-conformity with this funny, "Ew Gross, Gender Roles" design, exaggerating stereotypical gendered pink and blue.

Ew gross, gender roles, get those things outta here. Show off your support for gender equality and non-conformity with this funny, "Ew Gross, Gender Roles" design, exaggerating stereotypical gendered pink and blue.

Do you have a distaste for the patriarchy? Are you tired of outdated gender norms? Then show your support for feminism and equality with our "Ew Gross, The Patriarchy" t-shirt. This shirt packs a powerful message with just four simple words. Wear it to protests, rallies, or just around town to let everyone know where you stand. This shirt is for the bold and the brave who aren't afraid to speak up for what they believe in. It's perfect for feminists, allies, and anyone who wants to make a difference. So, ditch the patriarchy and grab one for yourself or your fellow feminist friend. When you wear this shirt, you'll be not only making a statement but also contributing to the fight for gender equality.

Ew gross, Holiday cheer. Show off your detest for Holiday cheer with this funny and grumpy, not so festive, holiday design.