Dead Plants Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Introducing the Vintage Skull, the must-have tee for any sci-fi and horror enthusiast. Feast your eyes on the intricate collage design featuring iconic scene references from the classic noir, sci-fi, and horror genres. The amalgamation delivers a newfound appreciation for the power of skulls, utilized as a symbol of life, death, and everything in between. The skull design is an artistic portrayal of science experimentation and traditional horror; a perfect blend of modern and vintage. Made for those with a love for creativity and the macabre, the Vintage Skull tee is a conversation starter that will have people staring at the design for hours. The prominent placement of collage elements adds an element of surprise and intrigue, making this tee a statement piece for your wardrobe. Whether exploring the city, attending a movie screening, or hanging out with friends, the Vintage Skull will instantly transform your casual look to fierce and fearless. Don't settle for just any t-shirt, choose the Vintage Skull for a classic piece of wearable sci-fi & horror art that you won't find anywhere else.

Black friday is almost here, or it may be 12 months away. either or, this design will get you prepped and energized for the crazy deals that are about to come! After all, as this holiday themed design says, who needs sleep?

Looks like it's twerk o'clock! Set off the rump shaking with this Women at Twerk shirt!

Introducing our "Mourning My Dead Plants" t-shirt, the perfect garment for every botanical enthusiast who has experienced the pain of losing their beloved green companions. This shirt is an ode to the delicate balance between nurturing life and accepting the whims of Mother Nature. With a design that captures the heartache of wilted leaves and shriveled stems, it stands as a symbol of resilience and growth through the challenging journey of plant parenthood. This t-shirt serves as a reminder that even in the face of disappointment and loss, our passion for plants continues to bloom. From the intricately illustrated wilted leaves to the tearful eyes hidden behind dark sunglasses, this design encapsulates the bittersweet emotions that come with being a plant lover. Wear it proudly to encapsulate your dedication to nurturing nature, sparking conversations with fellow garden enthusiasts and soothing the souls of those who have experienced the heartache of a departed plant. Let this "Mourning My Dead Plants" t-shirt be your personal badge of honor in your botanic adventures!

All my plants are dead. Haunted by some plants you forgot to water? Show off your poor plant parenting skills with this silly, ghostly, all my plants are dead parody shirt.

Playing with the bones of animals is clearly some kind of pagan voodoo witch magic. Horrify your family by calling them out on it in this Wishbones are With Magic shirt!

Drinking at college is just a way of life. This little number says it all F*** Sleeves. Get down and party in this design!

All my plants are dead. Haunted by some plants you forgot to water? Show off your poor plant parenting skills with this silly, ghostly, all my plants are dead parody shirt.

This isn't a tank top, I just flexed and the sleeves exploded! Draw attention to your godly physique with this funny shirt! This funny shirt implies that it was once a t-shirt, but the sheer massiveness of your muscular arms tore the sleeves to shreds when you flexed! Perfect for wearing to the gym, lifting weights, getting swole, drinking protein shakes, and partying with all your ripped friends!

This isn't a tank top, I just flexed and the sleeves exploded! Draw attention to your godly physique with this funny shirt! This funny shirt implies that it was once a t-shirt, but the sheer massiveness of your muscular arms tore the sleeves to shreds when you flexed! Perfect for wearing to the gym, lifting weights, getting swole, drinking protein shakes, and partying with all your ripped friends!

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Introducing our new t-shirt that speaks for your love of house plants and your sense of humor! The "My Plants Are As Dead As I Am On The Inside" t-shirt is a perfect way to show your love for the greenery in your life, or rather, the lack thereof. The witty punchline is sure to garner some laughs and make a statement wherever you go, whether you're at home or out and about. This shirt is perfect for anyone with a black thumb or who can relate to the struggles of keeping plants alive. The bold and quirky slogan is printed on high-quality fabric, ensuring that the message stays clear and vibrant no matter how often you wear it. So, whether you're lounging around the house or out running errands, this t-shirt is the perfect way to show off your unique sense of style and sense of humor. Get ready to turn heads and bring a smile to everyone's face with this hilarious t-shirt! t t shirts plant lover botanical gardening indoor plants dead plants succulents cactus houseplants nature lover plant puns green thumb sarcastic funny witty cool hipster trendy unique fashionable.

We are in this together! Planting and growing community! Show your support and celebrate our connectedness with this, "We Are In This Together" uplifting, inspirational, message of hope and solidarity.

Farewell Sleeves! The Sun has finally arrived to the party. It's wicked tans, cool sunglasses, and this killer summer shirt to get you to the cool side of the hot season. Wear it to a beach party to rock out with all the cool kids. What could possibly be better than hanging out near the water, with your best friends, and a nice bon fire?

Show off your love of plants with this succulent pun, plant lover's, crazy plant lady's shirt! Be the crazy plant lady you always knew you were!

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

This sassy funny summer tank top features the words "zero sleeves zero F***s" and is perfect for people who love summer, tank tops, no sleeves, freedom, drinking, going to the pool, beach, ocean, camping, tanning, enjoying the sun, working out, lifting weights, and enjoying life!

Playing dead but dead inside. Channel your inner opossum and declare that you are dead inside with this design.

Playing dead but dead inside. Channel your inner opossum and declare that you are dead inside with this design.

Introducing the ultimate expression of green-thumb love - our Plant Daddy T-Shirt. Whether you've got a green thumb, a brown thumb or some unique combination thereof, this trendy tee is the perfect way to show your love for the leafy offspring in your life. With its understated but stylish design, this t-shirt is the perfect gift for plant-loving fathers everywhere. No matter what your plant collection looks like, this shirt is an excellent way to show off your love of gardening and raising plants. The bold "Plant Daddy" lettering brilliantly encapsulates your role as your botanical babies' caretaker. Whether you're an experienced green-thumbed veteran or a newbie trying to find your way in the plant-parenting world, this shirt is the ideal way to demonstrate your love for all things green. So why wait? Give yourself or your plant daddy a gift that is sure to make the whole world green with envy, with our Plant Daddy T-Shirt.

Spooky like a ghost, the remains of a true mermaid. Skeleton long and fanciful something that will never swim the seas ever again.

Spooky like a ghost, the remains of a true mermaid. Skeleton long and fanciful something that will never swim the seas ever again.

Spooky like a ghost, the remains of a true mermaid. Skeleton long and fanciful something that will never swim the seas ever again.

Spooky like a ghost, the remains of a true mermaid. Skeleton long and fanciful something that will never swim the seas ever again.

Show off your love and passion for your pristine vinyl record collection with this funny, safe sex parody, vinyl record collector's shirt! Let the world know how important it is to sleeve up your vinyls!

Plant some planets and enjoy the wildflower solar system with this cute, retro, plant planets design! Perfect for loving flowers, nature, space, science, and a groovy aesthetic!

Show off your love of dogs with this super cute and funny, dachshund lover's, wiener dog humor, long dog shirt! Let the world know you have a great sense of humor and you love super weird things, like wiener dogs! You have to admit, they are a little weird.

I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off! That's just what happens when you're so swole.

I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off shirt. Thats what happens when youre swole like me.